935: Life with Raptors – Chapter Seven

Title: Life with Raptors
Author:   AwesomeHunter77
Media: Movie
Topic: Jurassic Park
Genre:  Humor/Drama
URL: Life with Raptors
Critiqued by TacoMagic and Eliza

Welcome to Wednesday, patrons!  Once again, I’m here to furnish you with fresh, hot, raptor-based riff.  As usual, Eliza is sitting in as co-pilot.

“You suck, Taco.”

I see it went well last week.  Care to hit me with some recap?

“Mostly it revolved around Seth diving even deeper into the role of Sorin.  He called a hunt and was stupid enough to bring May along.”

That wouldn’t have been too bad a move.  She has a gun after all.

“Don’t remind me.  Anyway, the plan boils down to “stampede dinosaurs at a monkey with a stick.”  It ends pretty much as you would expect.”

In failure?

“In a battle between a Tyrannosaurus and a  Carcharodontosaurus.”

I- wha?

“The T-Rex wins, of course, so Gumdrop was naturally excited.  He’s already ordered a gross of “Team Random T-Rex” shirts from the PCC.  Here’s yours.”

*Taco picks up the shirt*

Are they all 100XL?

“Poor guy didn’t think to ask for anything other than T-rex size.”

Well, I’ve got a new blanket, at least.  So what about this descent into Sorin you were talking of?

“Seth blamed the botched hunt on May, even though it was really his poor planning that resulted in the hunt failing.”

Ahh.  Well, good recap.  Let’s see what we’ve got in store for us today! Read the rest of this entry »