899: Samurai Jack Meets Jewel Lee – Chapter XI

Title: Samurai Jack Meets Jewel Lee
Author: HopelessRomanticArtist1990
Media: TV Show
Topic:  Samurai Jack
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter XI
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

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Greetings, dearest Patrons!

Ishi-sensei’s off doing whatever it is he does when he’s unsupervised – probably fondling his leeches – but I’m still slogging through this Samurai Jack fic, hoping that something approaching a goal appears soon.

When last we left the merry little band of Sues, Luna, Jewel-Sue and Jack met Serenity in the woods. The sudden appearance of robotic vultures brought a few seconds of action into the fic, but Jack was quickly rendered unconscious via shenanigans. He awoke in Jewel-Sue’s lavish (for the Void) bedroom, where she was tending to his already healed wounds. They then shared a brief kiss. Nausea ensued.

I’m really hoping that there will be a time-skip forward to something less nauseatingly saccharine. Let’s see if I’m right!

Jewel’s face burned with passion as Jack deepened his kiss with her.

:headesk:

Sweet mercy, he’s still kissing her. Dear fic gods, why must you torture me so?

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