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Greetings, dearest Patrons!
Ishi-sensei’s off doing whatever it is he does when he’s unsupervised – probably fondling his leeches – but I’m still slogging through this Samurai Jack fic, hoping that something approaching a goal appears soon.
When last we left the merry little band of Sues, Luna, Jewel-Sue and Jack met Serenity in the woods. The sudden appearance of robotic vultures brought a few seconds of action into the fic, but Jack was quickly rendered unconscious via shenanigans. He awoke in Jewel-Sue’s lavish (for the Void) bedroom, where she was tending to his already healed wounds. They then shared a brief kiss. Nausea ensued.
I’m really hoping that there will be a time-skip forward to something less nauseatingly saccharine. Let’s see if I’m right!
Jewel’s face burned with passion as Jack deepened his kiss with her.
Sweet mercy, he’s still kissing her. Dear fic gods, why must you torture me so?