1494: The Wacky, Wonderful Adventurers of Canon-Blending! – Chapters One to Five

Title: element
Author: sephchipmunk
Media: Video Game
Topic: Spyro the Dragon
Genre: None listed?
URL: element
Critiqued by SC and the Salthorne brothers

*Auren Pharis and Lance Ederlein Salthorne both sit quietly in the riffing chamber; Lance has his feet up on SC’s desk, while Auren manipulates elemental magic so that a pair of wind gusts balance his chair on its back legs, allowing him to recline*

Auren: …Pretty warm in here. Doesn’t he ever use that fan?

Lance: Probably not.

Auren: Makes me wonder how he stays alive when the temperature kicks up.

Lance: He’ll be bringing a drink with him when he comes in.

*SC wanders in*

I don’t regret grabbing this smoothie at a-

Auren: Oh hey, you were right!

FUCK!

*SC throws his smoothie in fright; it comes back down on his head, and he gets a thorough coating of blue stuff*

God damn it, you assholes weren’t supposed to be here for another fifteen minutes!

Lance: We wanted to get here early.

And you fucking ruined my smoothie…

Auren: Actually, that was all you. It’s okay, though, we’ll spring for another one after we’re done with the riff.

*incoherent grumbling*

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