1470: My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing (That still means nothing) Chapter 26

Title: My Little Unicorn:  Magic Is Believing
Author: Dakari-King Mykan
Media: Cartoon
Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL:  None
Critiqued by Erttheking

Nora: Ert, I think the internet had a seizure.

Ert: Well i’ll be damned. The copy of My Little Unicorn that was on fim.net get deleted. Why? Can’t say. Well this is certainly giving me something resembling closure. Maybe I’ll be able to sleep at night during this.

Cornelia: Just one more, eh Ert?

Ert: Yeah, let’s get it over with.

Final Part: The True magic

Ert: WAIT! DON’T TELL ME! Is it believing? It’s believing isn’t it?

Nora: Nah, it’s “Friendship”

With Night Mare gone, all the Equestrians were free from their chains, but all were just gazing up at those large eyes in the sky.

Nora: Thanks guys. As always you’ve been a big help.

Ert: Once again Mykan seems to think that countries are one mile in diameter if he thinks that Nightmare Moon chaining up everyone and everyone seeing TotallyNotTitan!Thing in the sky is a reasonable thing to write.

Some of the little ones were hiding behind their elders.

Cornelia: And the writing got really odd there for a second. Like Mykan was trying to sound whimsical. And failing.

“Who are you?” asked Celestia.

The voice behind the eyes explained, “I am the one who has been observing you all for some time now- Watching you all as you took on those evil creatures that came your way, and bolding revealing every last bit of your magical skills and powers. Now I have all that I require.”

Ert: JUST SAY TITAN! You overly dramatic prick. No one is fooled, we all knew that you were coming back.

Nora: Mainly because Mykan spelled it out for us, assuming that we’re as dumb as he is.

Lightning gasped “That voice…! I didn’t want to believe it…” he said. His eyes narrowed, and he poised his hoof up high, “…Titan!”

Ert: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

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1464: My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing (That still means nothing) Chapter 25

Title: My Little Unicorn:  Magic Is Believing
Author: Dakari-King Mykan
Media: Cartoon
Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL:  Chapter 25
Critiqued by Erttheking

Ert: Blah blah blah, go.

Part 5: Ultimate Teamwork

Nora: How does one create an ultimate teamwork exactly? What’s the difference between an ultimate teamwork and a run of the mill teamwork?

Ert: Probably the author’s say so.

Rhymey’s sword was charging up, against his will.

Goeth: And his sword can charge. I love how bits of metal can apparently generate energy.

Ert: Has it ever done this before? Because I sure as hell don’t remember.

No matter how hard he tried to resist Night Mare’s control, he couldn’t stop her. “Destroy them! Destroy them now!” she growled.

Nora: Because Mykan wants to be more mature but can’t bring himself to write the word kill right now. For some reason.

Ert: I don’t get him. I really don’t get him. There needs to be a certain word for how detached from reality he is.

Buddy Rose, Artie, and Luna saw no other choice,

Ert: I can think of one! Goeth! Your most violent instrument of death!

Goeth: I have to pick? Way to put a guy on the spot! Crunchy still has my magnum opus on loan. Putting it too good use. Damn Jedi Brachiosauruses will never bother us again.

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1458: My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing (That still means nothing) Chapter 24

Title: My Little Unicorn:  Magic Is Believing
Author: Dakari-King Mykan
Media: Cartoon
Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL:  Chapter 24
Critiqued by Erttheking

Ert: So, any plans for after this so far?

Nora: Not really. Some of the lesser known works you’d like to cover don’t really have fan fiction written about them.

Ert: *Sigh* I suppose we could always dip back into Mass Effect, they never really run out of crappy stories.

Goeth: We’ll find something. In the meantime, the finish line is in sight.

Part 4: Two way doomsday

Ert: Five bucks said that he was more concerned with making it rhyme than having it make sense. It’s Rhymey’s speech patterns in title form.

The minions and their army dashed forth.

Nora: You know Mykan, we talk about thesaurus abuse around here. What we mean when we say that is that some people put in downright ludicrous synonyms for words. A thesaurus is not your enemy. It is your friend. Stop saying dash and charge all the time.

“Scatter…!” said Lightning as he and the others leapt out of the way.

Goeth: Well that added nothing. They were already scattering when he ordered them too.

Nora: Unnecessary orders.

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1451: My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing (That still means nothing) Chapter 23

Title: My Little Unicorn:  Magic Is Believing
Author: Dakari-King Mykan
Media: Cartoon
Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL:  Chapter 23
Critiqued by Erttheking

Ert: You know, we’re starting to document the various kinds of bad.

Nora: There’s so bad it’s good like Half-Life, Full Life Consequences. Then there’s offensively bad, like everything EP created. There’s mediocre bad, like most of the the fan fiction out there. Now there’s boringly bad, like this story.

Ert: I regret taking on this story a bit. There’s nothing to talk about, it just keeps repeating itself, nothing to really pull apart. Well, let’s see if I can wring anything out of the last few chapters.

Reunited and Trusting

Goeth: Even though there has barely been any separation, and no distrust in this story. You have an excellent understanding of the English Language.

In the void of dimensional space, that sinister voice behind the glowing red eyes hissed. “The time has come. Are you ready my friend?”

Nora: I see there’s a random pair of eyes floating around with someone talking behind him.

Goeth: So that’s where my Halloween costume went. I’ve been looking for it.

The shadowy image of whatever Discord was now extended his large wings and claws. “I am…” he said deeply. “The unicorns will finally be no more, as per your desire, my master. At daybreak, I attack!”

Ert: Right. Discord. Someone did something about this.

(By beats0me)

Nora: Also he dies. Sorry for the spoiler, but I’m pretty sure not a single one of you cares about this story being spoiled. Neither do we, it was a spoiler for us too.

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1444: My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing (That still means nothing) Chapter 22

Title: My Little Unicorn:  Magic Is Believing
Author: Dakari-King Mykan
Media: Cartoon
Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL:  Chapter 22
Critiqued by Erttheking

Ert: Guh…life is hard.

Nora: You’ve got it better than most you know.

Ert: I know. Ah well, nothing I can do about it now. Almost done with this shit, and I’m most certainly not reviewing Starfleet.

Goeth: Righto then. What’s the next chapter clale.d

Part 2: The End of Serpent Tyrant

Ert:…Well spoiler alert.

Goeth: Hold on, let me spoil some more things.

Nora: Shocker.

Night Mare had all her new subjects working hard to build her new empire from the ruins of Equestria.

Ert: And she managed to ravage an entire country overnight with only three soldiers because…evil. Even if she COULD do that, why WOULD she do that? Do you have any idea how difficult it is to rebuild the infrastructure of an entire nation? I don’t! It’s that freaking complicated.

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