1825: The Marissa Games – Chapter Eleven
Posted: August 5, 2017 Filed under: Men in Black II, Portal, The Hunger Games, The Marissa Games, The Marissa Games, The Marrissa Games | Tags: agigabyte, Crossover, Ghostcat, Kitchen Sink, Marissa the Writer, Portal, The Hunger Games, Thomas the Tank Engine 30 CommentsTitle: The Marissa Games
Author: Marissa the Writer
Media: Books/Movies/Video Games
Topic: The Hunger Games / Portal / MIB II / Team Fortress / Thomas the Trai- [Fuck it, I’m not adding any more to this list! – Lyle] The Kitchen Sink
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URL: Chapter Eleven
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*Cain and Goddess are bickering about something or other, waiting for Ghostie and Syl to arrive*
Cain: Again, this simply won’t work. We don’t have the numbers to tide Vagueness’s apparently infinite-
Goddess: Not just yours, perhaps, but-
Cain: Wait a moment. Monitor, attain my permission before beginning the recording, in the future.
Goddess: Also, that was a dick move.
(Very well. -Monitor)
Cain: Now, anyway, if I’m right, Syl and Ghostie will arrive, bursting through the door… now.
:Everyone stares at the door in anticipation:
Cain: … Any moment now.
1767: The Marissa Games – Chapter Nine
Posted: May 21, 2017 Filed under: Men in Black II, Portal, The Hunger Games, The Marissa Games, The Marissa Games, The Marrissa Games | Tags: agigabyte, Crossover, Ghostcat, Kitchen Sink, Marissa the Writer, Portal, The Hunger Games, Thomas the Tank Engine 6 CommentsTitle: The Marissa Games
Author: Marissa the Writer
Media: Books/Movies/Video Games
Topic: The Hunger Games / Portal / MIB II / Team Fortress / Thomas the Trai- [Fuck it, I’m not adding any more to this list! – Lyle] The Kitchen Sink
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URL: Chapter Nine
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Cain: Welcome back, everyone. I’m here with Syl, Ghostie, and Datapad-Goddess for another chapter of The Marissa Games. Say hello.
Syl: Hello! :blows kisses:
Ghostie: Do I really have to be here?
Goddess: You seem kind of annoyed, Cain. And yes, Ghostie. Sorry about that.
Syl: Have you met him? Kitten’s middle name is “Annoyed”. Or possibly Tiberius, I forget which.
Goddess: I prefer other middle names for him.
Syl: McLovin? That’s always a good choice. Very hipster.
Cain: This is the part where we begin the riff.
1761: The Marissa Games – Chapter Eight
Posted: May 15, 2017 Filed under: Men in Black II, Portal, The Hunger Games, The Marissa Games, The Marissa Games, The Marrissa Games | Tags: agigabyte, Crossover, Ghostcat, Kitchen Sink, Marissa the Writer, Portal, The Hunger Games, Thomas the Tank Engine 7 CommentsTitle: The Marissa Games
Author: Marissa the Writer
Media: Books/Movies/Video Games
Topic: The Hunger Games / Portal / MIB II / Team Fortress / Thomas the Trai- [Fuck it, I’m not adding any more to this list! – Lyle] The Kitchen Sink
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URL: Chapter Eight
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Cain: I’d been hoping not to ever have to do one of these again–both because I hate this fic and because Syl is aboard one of my ships–but the Library did make us sign a contract.
Syl: :blows kisses: Bite me, kitten.
Agent [GREY]: Here you go, Ghostie. *Hands Ghostie a spray bottle*
Ghostie: Don’t worry, I came prepared today. :holds up Super Soaker 9000: Top me up?
Agent [GREY]: Of course. *Conjures Cardamom tea into the Super Soaker*
Syl: Bugger.
Cain: Glynda was going to join, but I vetoed that. I’m pretty sure the fic would’ve given her an aneurism.
Ghostie: Or someone :glares at Syl: would try to get her into trouble.
Cain: Well, that too. I was trying to be polite. It’s probably a waste of effort with Syl, though.
Syl: I’ll have you know those were nothing but baseless rumors and accusations.
*An end-table appears, followed by a datapad appearing on top of it, sitting perfectly upright in a blatant defiance of the laws of physics*
Goddess: And we all know that “baseless” can never be used to accurately describe you. *Waves to Cain* Hello, lovely!
Syl: Hey-ya, dimples!
Ghostie: Although “topless” can be used far too often to describe Syl.
Syl: Hey, if I’m doing my laundry I might as well do all of it.
Cain: Goddess. You do know we’re fighting a shadow war against each other, right?
Agent [GREY]: Well, that’s no reason to be impolite, is it?
Cain: Yes, it is.
Goddess: No, it isn’t. Besides, wars are boring.
Syl: He’s so rude. Do you know he sealed me in a force-field once? And then shot me at the event horizon of a black hole. I got a bruise on my bum. Anyone want to see?
Cain: And I’ll happily replicate that feat if you take your clothes off.
Ghostie: :hoses Syl down with tea: We’re starting the chapter soon, right? If you two start sniping at each other, we’ll be here all day.
Cain: Right now, in fact. Agent [GREY], normally I wouldn’t send you away in the middle of the riff, but I need you to work on tracking Goddess. It probably won’t matter, but I’d like to at least pretend we’re taking this conflict seriously.
*Agent [GREY] nods and turns into tea, disappearing. Most of the tea ends up splashing Syl upon falling to the ground, the rest disappearing*
Syl: :wrings out hat: For future reference, it is polite to at least buy a girl dinner before splashing her with your fluids.
Goddess: I can’t really give you a proper high-five from here in my secret base all the way in no-way-I’m-telling-you-land, so just pretend I’m giving you one.
Cain: We’re starting, now.
Ghostie: Please, for the love of all that is holy.
1535: The Marissa Games – Chapter Seven
Posted: September 18, 2016 Filed under: Men in Black II, Portal, The Hunger Games, The Marissa Games, The Marrissa Games | Tags: agigabyte, Crossover, Ghostcat, Kitchen Sink, Marissa the Writer, Portal, The Hunger Games, Thomas the Tank Engine 12 CommentsTitle: The Marissa Games
Author: Marissa the Writer
Media: Books/Movies/Video Games
Topic: The Hunger Games / Portal / MIB II / Team Fortress / Thomas the Trai- [Fuck it, I’m not adding any more to this list! – Lyle] The Kitchen Sink
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URL: Chapter Six
Critiqued by agigabyte and Ghostcat
Cain: Hello, you two. How are you doing?
Ghostie: Grumpy.
Syl: Speak for yourself, peaches. I’m fantastic.
Cain: Both of these things sadden me. Regardless, Agent [GREY] should be showing up with Tea and Scones soon enough.
Syl: And pie?
Agent [GREY]: You called, good chaps? And Syl?
Ghostie: I’m not a chap!
Agent [GREY]: I could have sworn that was the one. My twenty-first century counterparts have such confusing slang.
Cain: Don’t worry, Agent. You’ll be a good English stereotype some day.
Syl: You can unsticky my wicket any time.
Agent [GREY]: Are you talking to my dear Admiral or myself?
Syl: Yes.
Ghostie: :facepalms:
1369: The Marrissa Games – Chapter Six
Posted: March 27, 2016 Filed under: Men in Black II, Portal, The Hunger Games, The Marissa Games, The Marissa Games, The Marrissa Games | Tags: agigabyte, Crossover, Ghostcat, Kitchen Sink, Marissa the Writer, Portal, The Hunger Games, Thomas the Tank Engine 6 CommentsTitle: The Marissa Games
Author: Marissa the Writer
Media: Books/Movies/Video Games
Topic: The Hunger Games / Portal / MIB II / Team Fortress / Thomas the Trai- [Fuck it, I’m not adding any more to this list! – Lyle] The Kitchen Sink
Genre: Not Listed
URL: Chapter Five
Critiqued by agigabyte and Ghostcat (with special guests Goddess, Cain, and Syl)
Last Time, on the Marissa Games:
Cain: I hired the Big Lipped Alligator to find me an interrupting Cow, then payed the Cow to become a permanent Cast Member. It took a liking to Cerbersheep and joined him. Anyway, I also have Garrus here with me.
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