1678: Chaos & Crimson

Title: Chaos & Crimson
Author: Darkcrimsonflame
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: RWBY
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by agigibyte Cain and Glynda

Cain: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the replacement for lasagna-filled monotony. Of course, it comes in the form of a RWBY fic that immediately set off mental alarm bells for me with its summary.

Sorry about the parts i made it far to long i’ll make chapter two shorter if asked it won’t be as long with that out of the way

Addicted Reader to MarissaTheWriter scale of correct usage of the English language: A firm Sadielover1470

Cain: Do you know what I simply adore? Conversational summaries.

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1662: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure – Part Four? (Chapter Eleven)

Title: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure
Author: ShakespeareHemmingway
Media: Video Game/Comic
Topic: Garfield/Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-fi/Adventure/crossover
URL: Chapter Eleven
Critiqued by agigabyte

Warning: Explicit sexual content and strong sexism are pretty much guaranteed. I seriously don’t even need to look.

X as Lasagna Counter: 3

”You’re on a ship, in space” Counter: 14

Cain: Hello, everyone. Interesting thing to note, Library of the Damned is the third result when you search “Garfield Effect Galaxy Adventure.” Does this call for celebrations? Regardless, let’s begin.

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1535: The Marissa Games – Chapter Seven

Title: The Marissa Games
Author:  Marissa the Writer
Media: Books/Movies/Video Games
Topic: The Hunger Games / Portal / MIB II / Team Fortress / Thomas the Trai- [Fuck it, I’m not adding any more to this list!  – Lyle]  The Kitchen Sink
Genre: Not Listed
URL:  Chapter Six
Critiqued by agigabyte and Ghostcat

Cain: Hello, you two. How are you doing?

Ghostie: Grumpy.

Syl: Speak for yourself, peaches. I’m fantastic.

Cain: Both of these things sadden me. Regardless, Agent [GREY] should be showing up with Tea and Scones soon enough.

Syl: And pie?

Agent [GREY]: You called, good chaps? And Syl?

Ghostie: I’m not a chap!

Agent [GREY]: I could have sworn that was the one. My twenty-first century counterparts have such confusing slang.

Cain: Don’t worry, Agent. You’ll be a good English stereotype some day.

Syl: You can unsticky my wicket any time.

Agent [GREY]: Are you talking to my dear Admiral or myself?

Syl: Yes.

Ghostie: :facepalms:

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1516: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure – Chapter Ten

Title: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure
Author: ShakespeareHemmingway
Media: Video Game/Comic
Topic: Garfield/Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-fi/Adventure/crossover
URL: Chapter Ten
Critiqued by agigabyte

X as Lasagna Counter: 3

”You’re on a ship, in space” Counter: 14

Cain: Welcome back to… well, I don’t even need to say anything by now. The continued existence of this fic speaks for itself. Today, I’m riffing on my own (except for Monitor, but he’s always here), as everyone else is off doing other things to ensure the continued existence of the Gemini. I, meanwhile, have to continue riffing this fic, or the Library may kick us out. *Cracks knuckles* Oh, I needed that. Let’s begin.

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1495: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure – Chapter Nine

Title: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure
Author: ShakespeareHemmingway
Media: Video Game/Comic
Topic: Garfield/Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-fi/Adventure/crossover
URL: Chapter Nine
Critiqued by agigabyte

X as Lasagna Counter: 3

”You’re on a ship, in space” Counter: 14

Cain: Hello, everyone. It’s about that time again so I’ve been trying to work up the willpower to read more of this. I brought along Agent [CLASSIFIED] and Agent [REDACTED].

*Agent [REDACTED] mysteriously sips from a mug of Coffee and makes a humming noise*

*Agent [CLASSIFIED] waves calmly and mysteriously*

Cain: Now, I do believe that with the help of the two most senior members of the Agency, we’re ready for anything except a beach-

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1448: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure – Chapter Eight

Title: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure
Author: ShakespeareHemmingway
Media: Video Game/Comic
Topic: Garfield/Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-fi/Adventure/crossover
URL: Chapter Eight
Critiqued by agigabyte

Admiral Sem K’Latis: Sem K’Laatis here. I’ve been given the honor of coming back from the Vagueness front for a while to riff things. Hooray. I’m here with Engi Unit 1746, A.K.A. “Commander Ferry,” along with Rear Admiral “Rocky” Rolknyiosarnaka. Lieutenant  Admiral Yoneas Aralian and Vice Admiral Jacob Pomeroy are off directing things in my absence.

Rocky: Hello, Patrons and Librarians. I would say I am happy to be back, but my being here hinges upon me reviewing terribly written fanfiction.

Ferry: This unit is experiencing an uncharacteristic longing for the front lines.

Sem: Don’t care. Let’s start.

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1397: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure – Chapter Seven

Title: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure
Author: ShakespeareHemmingway
Media: Video Game/Comic
Topic: Garfield/Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-fi/Adventure/crossover
URL: Chapter Seven
Critiqued by agigabyte

Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 7 Kasumi Thief Caper!

Cain: Ugh. I was going to do an intro, but then I saw that one of the best characters in the series was in this chapter. I don’t feel like explaining who she is, so just view this article.

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Kasumi_Goto

agig: Lazy today, are we?

Cain: Politics.

agig: That’s going to be your excuse for everything, isn’t it?

Cain: I really hate you.

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