1279: Legendary Adventurers, Futuristic Saviors – Chapter Ten, Part Two
Posted: December 26, 2015 Filed under: Legendary Adventures Futuristic Saviors, Princess Mononoke | Tags: Adventure, Movie, Romance, SC 39 CommentsTitle: Legendary Adventurers, Futuristic Saviors
Author: Stone-Man85
Media: Movie
Topic: Princess Mononoke
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter Ten
Critiqued at the expense of Alexander Killian by SC and Teh Specs
~TRIGGER WARNING: CASUAL REFERENCE TO STATUTORY RAPE AND SEXIST DIALOGUE ARE PRESENT. IF YOU AREN’T COMFORTABLE READING SUCH THINGS, IT IS STRONGLY ADVISED THAT YOU IGNORE THIS RIFF.~
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Alex: I’m never getting out of here, am I.
Oh no no no, don’t get the wrong idea! I’ll totally let you go. Once I’m done ripping you a new asshole, that is. And that’s not going to be anytime soon, so get comf- pffffft! Can’t even fucking finish that sentence…
Alex: I never knew that someone who is supposed to be the good guy could be so evil.
I lean more towards Chaotic Good, I think.
*Loud crashing in the hall and the door slamming open heralds the not-so-graceful arrival of Specs, who stumbles into the room and falls flat on his face*
Jesus, that sounded like the cafeteria staff was having a standoff with the ninjas! What the hell did you do?
Specs: Tripped over a shoelace.
You wear slip-ons!
Specs: I know! So where’d the shoelace even come from?
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