840: Thomas & Friends: Sodor High Tales – Chapter Three

Title: Thomas & Friends: Sodor High Tales
Author: Gotham317
Media: Movies / Television
Topic: Thomas the Tank Engine
Genre: Adventure / Romance
URL:  Chapter Three
Critiqued by Lyle

Welcome back, lovelies!  Today we’re going to go through Chapter 3 of TF:SHT.  Let’s recap briefly then get right to it, okay?

In Chapter 2, we watched as Henry threw the biggest tantrum in the history of stupid tantrums.  He didn’t want to get wet from the rain so instead he sat in a hole in the side of a hill.  His dad threw the second biggest tantrum in the history of stupid tantrums and boarded his own son up in the hole, telling him that since he wouldn’t leave it he could just stay in there forever and die.

Yes, seriously.

Meanwhile, Gordon races by on his motorbike, which defies the laws of physics by breaking down and coming to a dead-stop without any sort of crashing or sliding.  Edward can’t fix it but they find Henry in the hole and tell him it’s really just a tunnel.  Henry crawls out the other side and fixes the engine without ever actually getting into the engine compartment.  The three squeeze onto the same motorbike and drive off.  The citizens of Sodor then name the hill after Gordon and the tunnel after Henry because of their adventures there, or something.

Again, yes.  I’m being totally serious here.  Let’s see what bull-malarky happens next.

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