823: Quarter Quell Sequels – The Blue Bolt Chapter 5 and Mark of the Wolves Chapter 1

Posted: September 4, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Ice Age, Kitchen Sink, Quarter Quell Sequels, Quarter Quell Sequels, Quarter Quell Sequels, The Hunger Games | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | 22 Comments

Title: Quarter Quell
Author: L.Q. Brooks
Media:  Books/Movies
Topic: Ice Age/Hunger Games/Underland Chronicles/Michael Vey/Percy Jackson and the Olympians/The Hobbit/???
Genre: Family/Suspense
URL: The Blue Bolt: Chapter 5
URL: Mark of the Wolves: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to more of this crap-tacular crap-fest. Well, today, we get to finish off the third of these sequels, and then we move on to the fourth, putting us just over the halfway mark with these sad excuses for stories. And honestly. Thank God!

I mean, seriously: this is a story that makes me feel good about fucking Twenty Warriors! And you all saw how crap that was! And yet I managed to find something that managed to make even less sense than that!

*headdesk*

Strap in, guys: I get the feeling this is gonna be a long one.

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