2486: Captain Rapist’s Quarter-Assed Adventure (Trapped Rewrite) – Chapter 4 Part 1

Posted: November 23, 2019 | Author: | Filed under: Rewrite, Trapped, Warhammer 40k | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Title: Trapped in 40k
Author: EclipsePheniox
Topic: Warhammer 40,000
Media: Tabletop Game
Genre: Sci-fi/Mystery
URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12486706
Critiqued by Crazy Minh, Major Wade, and Ensign Jim Jimson.

Hello again, Patrons, and welcome to the fourth chapter of Eclipse Pheniox’s epic fail of a story ‘Trapped in 40k’. I’m your Guest Riffer, Crazy Minh; over there at the tactical station is Major Wade; and joining us posthumously is our new spectral helmsman, Ensign Jim Jimson, who you may remember from the SOMA riff I did during Spooktober. Jim, wanna introduce yourself?

Hi patrons! I’m Jim Jimson, and I’ll be haunting this ship for…well, I can’t say ‘the rest of my life’ now, can I?

Not really.

Fuck.

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2429: Captain Rapist’s Quarter-Assed Adventure – Chapter 2 Part 2 and Chapter 3 Part 1

Posted: September 16, 2019 | Author: | Filed under: Rewrite, Trapped, Warhammer 40k | Tags: , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

Title: Trapped in 40k
Author: Eclipse Pheniox
Topic: Warhammer 40,000
Media: Tabletop Game
Genre: Sci-fi/Mystery
URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12486706
Critiqued by Crazy Minh and Major Wade

WARNING: THIS IS A EP FIC! EXPECT TRIGGERS AT SOME POINT!

Hello Patrons, and welcome back to another instalment of Trapped In 40k by Eclipse Pheniox! I’m your guest riffer, Crazy Minh, and joining me again as my special guest is Major Wade!

Heya!

Today, we cover the last bit of Chapter two, and the first half of Chapter three! We left off with the Inquisitor leaving the Chapel-Which-Is-Also-An-ER-Room-Which-Is-Also-A-Flower-Pot.

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2400: Captain Rapist’s Quarter-Assed Adventure – Chapter 1 Part 2

Posted: August 12, 2019 | Author: | Filed under: Rewrite, Trapped, Warhammer 40k | Tags: , , , , , , | 20 Comments

Title: Trapped in 40k
Author: Eclipse Pheniox
Topic: Warhammer 40,000
Media: Tabletop Game
Genre: Sci-fi/Mystery
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Crazy Minh and Major Wade

Look, this is a EP fic. Just…just be on the lookout for pretty much ~all~ the triggers here. Trivialisation of something is to be expected. May the Force be with you, Patrons.

Hello Patrons, and welcome back to part two of Eclipse Pheniox’s ‘Trapped In 40k’, a rewrite of the equally terrible ‘Trapped’. I’m your guest riffer, Crazy Minh, and today we’ll be diving ever deeper into the hellgate that is this fic. Last time, a Inquisitor did the impossible task of capturing a Farseer, threatened a member of her command for doing his job, EP fell out of a exploding Webway gate, and we got vaguely introduced to EP’s rewritten harem. Now, let us begin our descent into hell once more!

So… I guess we’re just going to ignore the fact that you dragged me backwards in time to riff this with you, before you actually introduced me?

Hey man, this is a starship. Lotsa impossible wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey bullshit happens aboard these things. I mean, space may be a final frontier; but it’s not the final frontier. There’s always some frontier to break new ground on.

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2381: Trapped in 40K (AKA Captain Rapist’s *Even More* Half-Assed Adventure) – Chapter 1

Posted: July 22, 2019 | Author: | Filed under: Rewrite, Trapped, Warhammer 40k | Tags: , , , , , , | 44 Comments

Title: Trapped in 40k
Author: Eclipse Pheniox
Topic: Warhammer 40,000
Media: Tabletop Game
Genre: Sci-fi/Mystery
URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12486706
Critiqued by Crazy Minh

Look, this is a EP fic. Just…just be on the lookout for pretty much ~all~ the triggers here. Trivialisation of something is to be expected. May the Force be with you, Patrons.

Yes, I am doing motherfucking ‘Trapped in 40k’. Yes, this is the rewrite of ‘Trapped’ by our “esteemed” friend EP. And yes, it is about as shit as it gets. Hello patrons, I’m your guest riffer, Crazy Minh, and I’ll be alternating this with SUECOM every other posting. Hopefully. Anyway, let’s see how far down this rabbit hole goes.

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1411: Captain Rapist’s Half Assed Adventure (AKA Trapped) Chapters 11 part 2 & 12

Posted: May 10, 2016 | Author: | Filed under: Warhammer 40k, Your Librarians are Crazy | Tags: , , , , , , , | 50 Comments

Title: Trapped
Author: This Fuck (EP)
Media: Video Games
Topic: Warhammer 40,000 (40k)
Genre: Adventure/Sci-fi (Porn really)
URL:  Chapters  11 & 12
Critiqued by Erttheking. 

WARNING! MORE OF EP’S HALF ASSED WRITING! IF YOU HAVE A RAPE TRIGGER, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

Ert: *Bashes head against wall* I can still feel. *Bashes head against wall* Please make it go away.

Nora: Come on Ert. Goeth, give the guy a sedative.

Goeth: Already did. It should be kicking in in three…two…one.

Ert: GAH!

Goeth: Whoops, wrong vial.

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