2510: HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING — Crappy Holidays

Posted: December 24, 2019 | Author: | Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Creepypasta, HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING | Tags: , , , , , , | 19 Comments

Title: HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING [sic]
Author: Someone on Reddit, I think?
Media: Music??
Topic: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town???
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Trollpasta Rehost
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai and Guard-Novitiate Psk’nyor “Nina” C’hon

Hello hello all you patrons, and happy holidays!

“Oh, bah humglub. Your species takes all the fun out of your holidays, you know that? You have this guy who, when he was born, the local king is supposed to’ve killed every single other whelp in the area just to make sure he got that one, and then the entire point of his life was to get nailed to a piece of wood while he was still alive. And you celebrate this by… bringing a tree indoors and giving each other toys? I’m disappointed!”

Well, I was going to dedicate this post to a goodriff or retrospective of the Christmas episode of CunkToad’s Semper Vigilo Anthologies (assuming he finished the damn thing), but since you did ask…

*Reaches over and presses a button very clearly labelled “CHRISTMAS MUSIC”*

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Art-tastic Sunday – Merry Christmas! (I’m very, very, very, very, VERY sorry…)

Posted: December 25, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Oh Dear God My Eyes! | Tags: , , | 9 Comments

Happy [insert appropriate holiday] here!  Considering there are so many around this time of year (and Indy covered them pretty well yesterday) I’ll just wish all of our faithful readers out there a very Nerky Beesmas!

Below the linebreak is some Christmas fanart for you that’s sort’ve NSFW so if you’re reading this after the holidays at your place of business, make sure no one is standing behind you.  Also, don’t drink anything at the same time.  You’ve been warned.

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