1856: The Frozen Nightwatch – Chapter 3

  • Title: The Frozen Nightwatch
    Author: Gmagic1337
    Media: Video Game/Movie
    Topic:  Five Nights at Freddy’s/Frozen
    Genre: Fantasy/Horror
    URL: Chapter 3
    Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

 

Hello, and welcome to the third (and so far last) chapter!

At the end of the last chapter – which was full of the dry recitation of the deaths of many, many citizens of Arendelle as well as a gross cold and soggy chocolate pancake/whole strawberry/whipped non-dairy product sandwich – Anna read Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza ad in the newspaper and immediately decided that it was the perfect job for her despite the opposite being true.

On to the fic!

9:45 AM

Oh, look; a time stamp. :eye-twitch: Awesome. Just what the fic needed.

 

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1851: The Frozen Nightwatch – Chapter 2

 

Title: The Frozen Nightwatch
Author: Gmagic1337
Media: Video Game/Movie
Topic:  Five Nights at Freddy’s/Frozen
Genre: Fantasy/Horror
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

 

Hello, and welcome back to another chapter of potential trollfic! In the last chapter we were presented with the implausible scenario of the entire country of Arendelle moving to Portland, Oregon followed by an exceptionally dull play-by-play of some of the gameplay mechanics.

Never have I prayed so fervently for a jumpscare.

On to the fic!

# -Back at the sisters’ house, Saturday, March 17, 1983- #
-7:21 AM-

Yay, another time-stamp. And it’s one that reminds me of a gritty crime drama, which is going to put a weird cast on things.

Anna lay in her bed, snuggled up in her bed sheets with her red hair all messed up.

A nice warm bed with a built-in snuggle buddy sounds pretty damn good.

She then woke to a familiar smell.

This is why you shouldn’t have spicy foods before bed.

‘Chocolate’.

Yeah, right; I’m sure it was ‘chocolate’ that she was smelling.

She blinked open her sleepy eyes, and smelled the scent of chocolate getting heavier.

Someone open a window before she melts the wallpaper!

She sat up in her bed and rubbed her eyes with her right hand as to get the bits of sleep out. She was now wide awake.

Anna wakes up a lot faster than I do, and I usually have several hungry cats wanting my attention to help me out.

‘Is Elsa cooking something?’ she thought to herself.

Or the house could be made out of chocolate and is also on fire. But your hypothesis is good, too.

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1845: The Frozen Nightwatch – Chapter 1

 

Title: The Frozen Nightwatch
Author: Gmagic1337
Media: Video Game/Movie
Topic:  Five Nights at Freddy’s/Frozen
Genre: Fantasy/Horror
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to another fic! And while the title might make you think that this is a Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire fic, it isn’t – this is another Frozen/Five Nights at Freddy’s crossover, because that’s something that the world needs more of. There’s a very good chance that this could be a trollfic – there’s nothing on the author’s bio and the only fic to their name is this one, both good indications of a trollfic – but it’s not going to stop me. Now, let’s take a look at the summary.

After Arendelle is basically left to rot after a ‘depression’, everyone, including Anna and Elsa flee and move to Portland, Oregon. Here, they try to find jobs for themselves to try to get their lives back from poverty. Elsa is hired as a school teacher, while Anna works as a nightwatch at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza and discovers it’s terrifying truth at night!

I’m going to have a very hard time not picturing Anna as one of the brothers of the Night’s Watch.

So apparently, the entire population of a small European country moved en masse to a single US city and they are all going to get jobs even though a massive influx of people would be a terrible drain on the local economy and probably make it harder to find a job. And Anna and Elsa, who have no marketable skills beyond being royalty, are going to be two of the lucky few to find work.

Right.

It was just after the winter of 1983.

So … It was spring of 1984?

Four years after the gruesome incident at a local kids pizzeria in the city of Portland, Oregon.

Do you mean the infamous Bite of ’87? Because that would be four years in the future.

Since then, the pizzeria had received negative impressions from some people, including the parents of children.

Having one of your animatronics remove a child’s frontal lobe will do that for you.

What made the pizzeria so popular before was its main animatronic character, Freddy Fazbear. Though of course, that’s what the restaurant’s theme was.

Just him, all the others can go to hell.

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1829: Elsa’s Night at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza – Chapters 1-5

Title: Elsa’s Night at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza
Author: Christopher Spielberg
Media: Video Game/Movie
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy’s/Frozen
Genre: Humor/Horror
URL: Chapter 1
URL: Chapter 2
URL:  Chapter 3
URL: Chapter 4
URL: Chapter 5
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to another fic. This one is from my pile of short and strange crossovers; more specifically it is a crossover between Five Nights at Freddy’s and Frozen, because …. I don’t really know why anyone would cross those two canons. I picked this one from the half-dozen or so that were in that particular section, so let’s take a look at the summary to see what attracted my attention.

When a letter has mailed to Elsa in Arendelle, there is a job where she can get 150 a night. But when she gets there, she senses that something isn’t right with the pizzeria…

Right away I can spot some questionable grammar and a shaky premise, as well as the use of numerals in the narration. I assume this is going to be an AU fic, which is common in crossovers with very disparate canons, because why would a queen take a job in a pizzeria? There’s also a very high number of chapters in relation to the fic’s word count – a little over two thousand words spread over five chapters – and while there is no set chapter length this sort of disparity is rarely a good sign.

Let’s look at the fic!

Based on SMG4’s Mario/FNAF crossover.

This actually took me a bit of digging; I thought at first that this was another fanfic based off of a fanfic, but there is no fanfic author by that name on any of the main sites. Turns out that SMG4 is a channel on YouTube that does mostly mash-up videos, so this is a fanfic based on a YouTube video.

That’s promising.

(without bad words and inappropriate scenes; has alternative scenes with Frozen)

So not only is it a fanfic based on a YouTube video, but the author took out the “inappropriate” bits and bad language and added in a dash of Frozen instead. I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong.

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1479: On-board the USG Arendelle – Chapter 1

 

Title: On-board the USG Arendelle
Author: Alexion Laeoin
Media: Video Game/Film
Topic: Dead Space/Frozen
Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
URL:  Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I’ve managed to uncover a fic from an odd little niche fandom that I didn’t even know existed – a combination of the survival horror video game Dead Space and that feel-good Disney film based on The Snow QueenFrozen.

Yeah … I don’t know what those two things have in common, either.

We’ve covered fics from both of these canons before in the Library, so I think I can dispense with the in-depth SC-style infodump.  I will share the fic’s summary;

Anna has found herself on the USG Arendelle, her and her team responding to a distress signal the planet cracker sent out a week ago… The same planet cracker her sister Elsa was on… Rated T for language and some gore. No ships or pairings, but there is an OC.

This is a very condensed, and rather poorly worded, synopsis of the first Dead Space game; Isaac Clarke is part of a rescue mission sent in response to a distress signal sent by the USG Ishimura, a “planet cracker” ship that Isaac’s girlfriend Nicole just happens to be currently stationed on. Based on the summary, the author has simply swapped out Isaac and Nicole for Anna and Elsa (which doesn’t bode well for Elsa) which is very common in crossovers – the authors take the story and setting from one source material,  remove the characters, and just slot in the characters from a different source material without really trying to integrate the two. (See: Nightmare Before Christmas: Bambi style) I’ve yet to find a fic of this type that has managed to do this successfully, most are like reading a very long and badly done Mad Libs.

Let’s see if this one is any different!

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1427: Sorry! – Oneshot

Title: Sorry!
Author: Ami Rawr Needs A Cookie
Media: Film
Topic: Frozen
Genre: none given
URL:  Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

Hello, Patrons!

I’m here with a short little oneshot from the Frozen section of ff.net. And it’s a Reader fic! Those are always fun.

The fic starts off with a handy little key at the top;

Key
(Y/N) = Your name
(F/C) = Favorite color
(H/C) = Hair color
(S/C) = Skin color
(E/C) = Eye color

I think that’s all the basics. Well that’s all, you may continue if you wish

On one hand, this is helpful for anyone in the audience who is unfamiliar with the shorthand used in Reader fics. On the other hand, the use of the shorthand in general gives the fic a sort of “Mad Libs” vibe.

Sorry!

And there’s the title. Not really necessary since I had to click on the fic’s title in order to read it in the first place.

(Elsa x Girl! Reader)

Yay! I’m so happy I’m not a pumpkin!

There’s a sentence to add to my list of things I’d never thought I’d type.

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1286: Joyous Yule – Oneshot, Part 2

Title: Joyous Yule
Author: mlle imandeus
Media: Movie
Topic: Frozen
Genre:  Romance/Drama
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat (with annoyance special guest Syl)

—WARNING—

—FIC CONTAINS GRAPHIC SEX SCENES AND NUMEROUS REFERENCES TO INCEST—

—OBVIOUSLY IT IS NSFW/NSFC—

 

 

 

Welcome back, dear Patrons!

It’s a new year, and I have returned with the rest of … this. The first half of the chapter had some perfunctory back story regarding Nordic paganism that Anna uses to justify having sex with her sister while supposedly giving her a swimming lesson.

I don’t recommend reading this fic; instead, enjoy this video of tiny puppies.

“Awww! They’re so fluffy!”

Syl?!? What the hell are you doing here?

“Why wouldn’t I be here? And while we’re on the subject – I can’t believe you’re riffing porn and didn’t invite me to sit in.”

Partially it’s I don’t really like you, and partially because I thought you only liked Yaoi.

“When it comes to smut, I’m equal opportunity.”

:sighs: I can’t make you leave, can I?

:smiles eerily: “You could try.”

… So it looks like Syl’s joining me for the second half of the chapter. Isn’t that great? :eye-twitch: I’m just … thrilled.

“Would it kill you to show a little enthusiasm?”

:grinds teeth: Possibly. Let’s just get to the fic.

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