1042: District 9 and three quarters – Chapters Seventeen and Eighteen

Title: District 9 and three quarters
Author: Fire Lord Mowse
Media:  Books/Movies
Topic: Harry Potter/The Hunger Games
Genre: Romance/Sci-fi
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 17
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 18
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

*is tied to a chair*

Shinobi-san: Yes, Herr-san, we can in fact make you.

Oh fuck you.

S: I apologize, Herr-san, but I have eyes only for the fairer sex.

It won’t be much fairer if you keep talking about them in those terms.

S: I do not think it will be so.

Just leave me be, Shinobi-san.

S: Whatever you say. *vanishes in a puff of smoke*

*sighs*

Hi, patrons. Welcome back to this stupid fic.

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1035: District 9 and three quarters – Chapter Sixteen

Title: District 9 and three quarters
Author: Fire Lord Mowse
Media:  Books/Movies
Topic: Harry Potter/The Hunger Games
Genre: Romance/Sci-fi
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 16
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 17
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to this pile of fuck.

*sigh*

Only two more installments, Herr. Only two more installments… You got this, Herr… You got this.

*breathes in*

On with the show, yeah?

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1028: District 9 and three quarters – Chapters Fourteen and Fifteen

Title: District 9 and three quarters
Author: Fire Lord Mowse
Media:  Books/Movies
Topic: Harry Potter/The Hunger Games
Genre: Romance/Sci-fi
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 14
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 15
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

*groans*

No, I don’t feel like saying hi. Seriously, what we saw last week… Holy God, that was stupid! It’s so stupid it’s still causing me headaches! Like seriously, what the actual fuck?

*headdesk*

I hope that’s the stupidest thing we see from the fic. If it’s not…

*le sigh*

Well, let’s get on with it, shall we?

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1022: District 9 and three quarters – Chapters Twelve and Thirteen

Title: District 9 and three quarters
Author: Fire Lord Mowse
Media:  Books/Movies
Topic: Harry Potter/The Hunger Games
Genre: Romance/Sci-fi
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 12
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 13
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to this piece of shit fanfic!

Well, last time, we watched as it jumped the shark so hard it wasn’t even funny. I didn’t even think you could jump the shark that hard, but… well, the Library keeps finding new and inventive ways to prove me wrong on that front, so there you go.

Let’s just hope it doesn’t get any more offensively stupid in today’s installment, yeah? Let’s do this!

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1015: District 9 and three quarters – Chapters Ten and Eleven

Title: District 9 and three quarters
Author: Fire Lord Mowse
Media:  Books/Movies
Topic: Harry Potter/The Hunger Games
Genre: Romance/Sci-fi
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 10
URL: District 9 and three quarters: Chapter 11
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to District 9 and three quarters! Today in our journeys, we continue our foray into nonsense land. How do we continue this foray into nonsense land?

…

*reads ahead*

…

*headdesk*

Put your helmets on, patrons. This is gonna be really fucking stupid.

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