1798: Coffin Rock: Retold – Chapter One
Posted: June 25, 2017 Filed under: Alpha and Omega, Blair Witch Project, Coffin Rock Retold, Coffin Rock Retold | Tags: Alpha and Omega, Angie, Crossover, Horror, Movie, Mystery, The Blair Witch Project 25 CommentsTitle: Coffin Rock: Retold
Author: PureNexus
Media: Movies
Topic: The Blair Witch Project/Alpha and Omega
Genre: Mystery and Horror
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Angie
Last week…last year, I reviewed a terrifyingly boring creepypasta about Dragon Tales. It seemed to do fine on the Library, so this got me to thinking…is there another bad creepypasta based off a children’s show that made a few adults want to gouge their eyes out?
Lucky for all of us, there is. And it is based on…*pause for effect, even though you’ve all already read the title card* Alpha and Omega. And it’s a creepypasta about…*pause for effect, even though you’ve all already read the title card* The Blair Witch Project. Why? Who knows. Is it scary? Who knows. Is this author on crack? Who knows.
Before I get to this fic, I figured I might as well explain the premises of each movie.
The Blair Witch Project follows three aspiring filmmakers who find out there’s a thing called the Blair Witch in a forest near a town that used to be called Blair, now known as Burkittsville. They figure it’s a good idea to go into these woods and make a documentary on this terrifying being that they know for a fact exists and have tortured people before, because that’s a thing people do. It is one of my very favorite movies, and it has been referred to by at least one person as one of the worst films of 1999. So. There’s that.
Alpha and Omega is about wolves.
So let’s dive into Castle Rock: Retold.
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