1561: Hellsing Unleashed – Oneshot

Title: Hellsing Unleashed
Author:  Devilboy101
Media: Anime / Video Games
Topic: Hellsing / Star Wars: Force Unleashed
Genre: Adventure / Romance
URL: Hellsing Unleashed
Critiqued by Darth Overlord (Retired) Crunchy

Salutations once again, patrons.  Taco has continued to elude capture, so you are privileged with my company for another week.  Today the girls have found me a-

*Crunchy reads the title*

Hellsing fic, apparently.  And it has been crossed with a Star Wars video game.  How quaint; crossing two non-miscible canons.  Such pairings always delight.  A peek at the summary should give us some inkling what we are in for.

It has been a long rode for Starkiller, For he have lost everything, seapt Proxey, and the Reapublice.  But he did lost Juno.  After awile he crase lands on earth, but learns that evil is every where, but he will not stop untile he and his freinds are safe from harms way, and at leased he get a new girl now.

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I hate everything. Well, more so than usual.

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