1030: How the hell did this happen? – Oneshot

Title: How the hell did this happen?
Author: Flower Crown of Poppy
Media: Video Game
Topic: Silent Hill
Genre: Humor/Romance
URL: How the hell did this happen?
Critiqued by Glasses and Shades [Co-commentary by the rest of the Co. from Book Specs’ editing booth]

*Glasses, inexplicably reverted to a toddler again, runs into the room giggling whilst clutching one of Shades’ firearms in a very, very unsafe fashion; Shades follows in close pursuit*

Li’l Glasses: Bangy!

Shades: I told you not to touch my bloody guns, you infuriating little fuck! Give me that before you blow your own damn head off!

Li’l Glasses: Bangy boom?

Shades: What?! No, no bangy boom, NO BANGY-!

*Li’l Glasses pulls the trigger; thankfully, the gun is by this time facing away from her*

*BANG!*

Shades: Jesus shite!

*Shades ducks and narrowly avoids being hit by the bullet Li’l Glasses fired*

Shades: Alright you, give me that damn gun!

Li’l Glasses: Buh-

Shades: No buhs, give it!

Li’l Glasses: Aww…

*Shades snags the gun out of a disappointed Li’l Glasses’ hands*

Shades: And this is why you lock your toys up, Shades – children can NOT be trusted around them.

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