1724: Brego’s Mistress – Chapter Two, Part Two

Title: Brego’s Mistress
Author: hannah.jpg
Media: Books
Topic: Lord of the Rings
Genre: Drama and Romance
URL: Chapter Two
Critiqued by Angie

Howdy, nerds! I’m Angie back again with another edition of Brego’s Mistress. And, y’all…I finally found a fic that I really want to get through. Like, The Girl is fine, but this one… HO BOY.

I have the entire fic saved to my phone just in case Hannah decides to take it down…which means I’ve skimmed through and…it only gets worse.

With that, let’s finish Chapter Two!

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1714: Brego’s Mistress – Chapter Two, Part One

Title: Brego’s Mistress
Author: hannah.jpg
Media: Books
Topic: Lord of the Rings
Genre: Drama and Romance
URL: Chapter Two
Critiqued by Angie

Hey all! My name is Angie, and I’d like to welcome everyone back to everyone’s favorite (???) Lord of the Rings fan fiction, Brego’s Mistress. A fic that I can only figure as a…piece of literature romanticizing fucking horses.

Or maybe it’s just Flicka with a different name slapped on the front.

Nevertheless, as I look at Hannah’s Bio, I realize that her Tumblr is lothirielqueen.

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Oh dear.

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*deep sigh* Let’s get going through part one of chapter two.

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1703: Brego’s Mistress – Chapter One

Title: Brego’s Mistress
Author: hannah.jpg
Media: Books
Topic: Lord of the Rings
Genre: Drama and Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Angie

Howdy guys, gals and non binary pals! My name is Angie and today I am on a mission to prove that the Lord of the Rings is my favorite movie trilogy of all time. By…reviewing a bad Lord of the Rings fan fiction? Yeah, I don’t really get my logic either.

On my adventure through fanfiction.net, I found, to my dismay, that most LotR fics don’t really take themselves very seriously. Which is great on the surface, until you realize that most of the fics I sorted through don’t even reach the 2k mark.

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Yay?

And in the midst of The Girl and the fact that my Uncle’s wake is in two days (or, depending on when this goes up, it was…two months ago?), I haven’t really been the most chipper person. But I feel like I can hopefully turn that around.

The word of the day being hopefully.

So, without further ado, let’s dive into Brego’s Mistress!

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God, even that title makes me cringe. Moving on.

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