970: Zombie Smurfs: Class II Outbreak – Chapter 3

Title: Zombie Smurfs Class II Outbreak
Author: Nigel Yearning
Media: TV Show/Movie
Topic:  The Smurfs
Genre: Tragedy/Horror
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

—WARNING—

—FIC CONTAINS DISTURBING CONTENT—

Welcome once more to another chapter of this zombie Smurf odyssey – now with Exploding Zombies™!

It’s just a matter of time before that becomes a thing. And then the royalties will come flooding in for Ghostie!

Let’s see; what happened last time?

:flips through notes:

Chernov attempted to revive Handy’s corpse without repairing any of the substantial damage or replacing Handy’s missing blood, so despite the explosion denoting a successful experiment it was a failure. A short period of time later Handy did indeed revive, but as a zombie. Zombie Handy attacks Chernov, which is the first sensible thing that’s happened in this fic, and the green bastard traps the zombie in the bathroom before shooting him in the head. Chernov then goes to sleep cuddling Sassette like she’s a teddy bear. After breakfast the next morning, Chernov drags the headless corpse to Papa’s place and they take the body out into the forest to bury it. At some point an insect bites the corpse and then bites another Smurf, thus beginning the zombie plague. Because explosions are contagious now.

To the fic!

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