583: Kawaii Desu Vampire Sexy – Chapter 38, SEX Seen, & Chapter 39

Title: Kawaii Desu Vampire Sexy
Author: twilightlover4eva
Topic: Various
Media: Book/Movie
Genre: none listed
URL: Chapter 38
URL: SEX Seen
URL: Chapter 39
Critiqued by Ghostcat

WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS POORLY WRITTEN EROTICA AND REFERENCES TO RAPE.

:sigh:

Well, I’m back, dearest Patrons. Yay.

Shinobi-san has filled me in on what happened last week, and what a pile of pure steaming crap. Edward skipped back to the Thundercats via SDQF and then discovered that the man that Lola killed was :eye-twitch: Mulder. This led to the standard “characters insulting each other” scene that ended with Cheetara dying at Edward’s hands. Everyone seems just fine with this and they saunter off deeper into Hell. Suddenly everyone from team Dork Side appears, followed shortly by Lola & Co sans Lola, who is leading Satan’s forces. Edward realizes that he must kill her to end the fight, so he starts blubbering like a baby and begging for his life while she prepares to kill him even though he should still be carrying around the Sword of Omens and could easily put an end to all of this. Suddenly Loward/Jaslie/Locob runs up to them and also begs for Edward’s worthless life.

Chapter 38 begins with an Author’s Note indicating that she will judge the fanfic contest later, I haven’t a clue what she’s talking about but it sends shivers down my spine.

The chapter proper opens with Edward the giant wuss weeping openly and quickly moves into what passes for costume porn for this fic.

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