496: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One – Chapters 19 and 20

Title: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One
Author: BelieverInChrist, A.K.A. Thomas Brown (Reposted on qazonwordpress)
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Genre: Spiritual/Mystery
URL: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One Repost
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the last installment of The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One. Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is the last I’ll have to deal with in terms of this fucking fic.

And once I’m done? I am never touching anything by Thomas Brown, ever again. So let’s get going with it, shall we?

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492: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One – Chapters 17 and 18

Title: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One
Author: BelieverInChrist, A.K.A. Thomas Brown (Reposted on qazonwordpress)
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Genre: Spiritual/Mystery
URL: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One Repost
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to The Prayer Warriors. What kind of fail shall we find today? Will Thomas Brown succeed in making Jerry even more unlikable than he was previously? Will the author tract never end?

Do I actually care?

No, but damn it, we’ve still got four chapters, so onward we go!

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488: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One – Chapters 15 and 16

Title: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One
Author: BelieverInChrist, A.K.A. Thomas Brown (Reposted on qazonwordpress)
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Genre: Spiritual/Mystery
URL: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One Repost
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello yet again patrons, and welcome to another week of Christianity-related insanity. Well, we finally start to get some damn action here, which we’ve kind of been building up to throughout this fic.

…

Oh wait, no it didn’t: Thomas Brown was too busy shouting “Jesus! Stan! Hell! Bigotry!” for us to really notice that. You know, because why the hell should you include plot in a fictional story?

Anyway, let’s get going, shall we?

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483: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One – Chapters 13 and 14

Title: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One
Author: BelieverInChrist, A.K.A. Thomas Brown (Reposted on qazonwordpress)
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Genre: Spiritual/Mystery
URL: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One Repost
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

*growl*

I’m really starting to regret picking this fic to go on the snarking block. I really am.

I mean, after the stunt that Thomas pulled last week with Tyson being killed by Percy? No. Just no.

*headdesk*

Well, I’m in it for the long haul, so let’s dig into the next two chapters, shall we?

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479: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One – Chapters 11 and 12

Title: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One
Author: BelieverInChrist, A.K.A. Thomas Brown (Reposted on qazonwordpress)
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Genre: Spiritual/Mystery
URL: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One Repost
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello again, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to another week of insane author tract. How bad does it get this time?

Well, let’s not waste any time. We’re just over the halfway point, so let’s forge on ahead, shall we?

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