1616: I’ll protect you – Chapter 9

 

Title: I’ll protect you
Author: Sessh-Amy
Media: Video Games
Topic: Slender: The Eight Pages
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
URL: Chapter 9

 

 

Welcome back, dear Patrons! We’re nearing the end of this fic, I can almost see the light at the end of the tunnel. And it looks like I’ll be finishing in time to do a few holiday oneshots, just like last year!

Well, probably not exactly like last year. I can only deal with so much sibcest.

So what happened in the last chapter? Slendpai showed up in Thaddeus’ room and engaged in a bit of inappropriate groping featuring a lot of nipple action, and Thaddeus seemed very confused about the entire incident.

That was pretty much it; the content of the chapters is getting sparser and sparser, which is another sign that the author may be losing interest in the fic.

To the fic!

Warning: the following chapter is not for those who can get easily sick to their stomach.

Oh, dear gods. That’s ominous.

It’s goer ish… well not really hahaha

It’s what?

I think that’s meant to be “gore-ish”, or gory if you want the actual word, which is making me very reluctant to continue reading this chapter.

Note: The italicized paragraphs means you’re reading a memory… you’ll see what I mean.

:headdesk:

You know when would have been a good time to explain that? In the last chapter, where a good third of the work was a memory/dream sequence!

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1607: I’ll protect you – Chapter 8

 

Title: I’ll protect you
Author: Sessh-Amy
Media: Video Games
Topic: Slender: The Eight Pages
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
URL: Chapter 8

 

—WARNING—

— CONTAINS NIPPLES

—AND HIPS—

 

 

Welcome back to another chapter, Patrons!

The last chapter was mostly a very protracted fight sequence between Slendpai and the three wendigoes which resulted in the dismemberment of Christmas Moose (which is a shame because I really liked that nickname) and the revelation that Slendpai is vulnerable to Horned Gollum’s hypnosis power even though he doesn’t have any frickin’ eyes.

I’ve salted the rafters with mines and posted mercenary squirrels in the vents and ninjas in the hallway so I think I’m safe from Syl and the Society of Smut. Probably. Those girls are harder to get rid of than crabgrass.

To the fic!

 Author’s note*

Huh. The last couple of chapters didn’t have a beginning Author’s Note so I had assumed the trend would continue. Looks like I was wrong.

HEllo HEllo!

The author is Phone Guy?

SO here is the next chapter! I didnt really care to fix mistakes.

Wait, does that mean you’ve been correcting your errors? Because I haven’t seen a lot of evidence to support that claim.

I made read this, she found it humorous.

Think you proper noun there.

Idk if that;s a good thing XD

That would all depend on [ERROR:NAME NOT FOUND]’s sense of humor, since comedy is a very subjective thing. Many people find clowns funny, but there are also many people who find them terrifying.

ENjoy!

~x~

Given that the quality of your writing appears to have degraded quite sharply from the last chapter, I find that unlikely.

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1601: I’ll protect you – Chapter 7

Title: I’ll protect you
Author: Sessh-Amy

Media: Video Games
Topic: Slender: The Eight Pages
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
URL: Chapter 7

Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

Happy Black Friday, beloved Patrons! I hope you’re enjoying and/or enduring America’s annual Festival of Consumerism.

The last chapter featured quite a lot of awkward face-grabbing and snuggling that I’m desperately trying to forget, so let’s move directly into this chapter!

Slender Man P.O.V.

Huh. Looks like we’re sliding right into Slendpai again. I think the lack of prefacing Author’s Notes may be a sign that the author is starting to lose enthusiasm for her fic.

A howl, no, a loud roar came from the forest.

So which was it? Those are two very different sounds.

A low growl erupted from my throat. The pesky creatures have returned to the town.

Oh, no! They might try to do stuff WITH THINGS!

I slowly propped myself up on my elbows, careful not to wake Thaddeus, and listened closely to the passing wind outside the house.

Stop listening to the house farting and concentrate on the howl-roar, dude.

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1595: I’ll protect you – Chapter 6

 

Title: I’ll protect you
Author: Sessh-Amy
Media: Video Games
Topic: Slender: The Eight Pages
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
URL: Chapter 6
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

—WARNING—

—CONTAINS SCENES OF EXCESSIVE CUDDLING—

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I hope you were having an enjoyable timepart, because I’m here with another chapter. Sorry about that.

In the previous chapter Thaddeus revealed his sassy bitch side while sniping with his sister before he decided to follow the anime trope path even further and make some home-baked goodies for Slendpai. Thaddeus ventured out to the store for ingredients to make apple tarts and had a brief yet awkward social encounter with Carlos, who is definitely suffering from a severe case of the hots for Thaddeus. Immediately after leaving the store Thaddeus was attacked by Designated Asshole Gerald, who threatened both Thaddeus and Slendpai before releasing the little sorrow sponge. Thaddeus panicked and ran off into the forest to find Slendpai, and to exactly no one’s surprise he became completely lost. He stumbled across a creature the narration later purported to be a wendigo, but was never attacked or even threated by the beast because Slendpai swooped in to rescue Thaddeus.

Thus far their relationship consists of Slendpai stalking Thaddeus and then rescuing the boy when he inevitably gets attacked by someone or something.

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1588: I’ll protect you – Chapter 5

Title: I’ll protect you
Author: Sessh-Amy
Media: Video Games
Topic: Slender: The Eight Pages
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
URL: Chapter 5
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

Happy Double Eleven Day, dear Patrons!

We’ve finally reached the halfway point of this meandering little fic! It’s become painfully obvious that the author has run out of ideas, as the last chapter was nothing but Slendpai walking Thaddeus home after the attack in the woods.

Aside from a few hints that Gerald is going to be seeking non-specific vengeance on someone, possibly Thaddeus but it is also equally likely that it could be Slendpai, that’s literally all that happens in the entire chapter. I’m not really looking forward to the second half of the fic.

Authors Note*

The lack of proper punctuation almost makes it look as if this work was a collaborative effort with someone else.

Hello everyone. I have returned with another chapter to “I will protect you.” I apologies for the long wait, I’ve had terrible writers block.

Well, you’ve already admitted to running out of ideas for this fic and starts soliciting your readers for more. That’s usually a sign that you should take a break and come back to the work later, when you have a fresh pair of eyes.

I was also busy with my last year of high school. You can only imagine how stressful it was :P

:snorts:

Oh, you sweet summer child. If you think your senior year of high school is as bad as it gets, then life is going to kick your ass so very hard.

But now I’m back and I’m here to stay. I would like to thank UrBestCeilingFan for encouraging me to update. Thanks to them I got, how you say, inspired to write future chapter. I thank you humbly! And now here’s the chapter.

Ah, now we know who to “thank” for the rest of the fic.

Enjoy!

Doubtful.

Warning: this story contains Yaoi/ slash/ MalexMale, violence and sexual content.

:headdesk:

You know when it would have been a good idea to add an extra warning? Back in Chapter 3, which featured the attempted rape scene. The fact that there was no warning on that chapter but there is one on this chapter fills me with apprehension.

A reminder! Slender man has been created in my own way. So whatever you think slender man is, he is not in my story.

Yeah, no kidding.

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1582: I’ll protect you – Chapter 4

Title: I’ll protect you
Author: Sessh-Amy
Media: Video Games
Topic: Slender: The Eight Pages
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
URL: Chapter 4
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to yet another chapter of Slender Man fic! Only :sigh: six more to go.

In the last chapter, things went off the rails fast as Thaddeus the sorrow-sponge was chased through the woods by Designated Asshole Gerald and his assorted minions, who were quickly picked off by Slendy. Designated Asshole Gerald then became Rapist Gerald and attempted to sexually assault Thaddeus so that Slendy could swoop in and save him. Slendy dashed Gerald’s head against a tree, possibly killing him, and then Thaddeus thanked the terrifying tentacle monster for committing potentially murderous violence on his behalf.

Yes, this is a wonderful beginning for a healthy relationship.

It was also revealed that the author has completely run out of ideas and has started soliciting plot-bits from her audience, so I expect things to get much weirder at a much faster pace.

Author notes*

And there’s yet another Author’s Note. Great. I bet there’s one at the end of the chapter, too.

OMG I love your reviews.

Of course you do, they are overwhelmingly positive.

So on the last chapter I asked you guys “What would you like the next chapter to have?” and almost 90% of you wanted Thaddeus to elope with the slender man XD

… And apparently many of those leaving reviews endorse the idea of a child of indeterminate age marrying a paranormal entity that could be centuries older than they are. I blame Twilight.

I never had that idea in mind lololol

That almost earns you a redemption cookie, author.

Guys I’m not gonna make them run away with each other … yet ;)

:sighs: Never mind.

Lol but some of you guys did give me an idea on how to start this chapter off XD

I’m all a-flutter.

No, wait; that’s an alert on my cell phone. :checks screen: Ugh. Not again.

:puts phone away:

If I find out who showed Syl how to use SnapChat, I’m going to make them sorry.

Thanks for the many reviews BTW! I do have a story line on this and I will add most of your thoughts to this story XD Just give me more ideas and i might just add it XD

Technically “I want my OC and Slendy to have sex!” could count as a story line, but it’s not really enough to sustain a multi-chapter work.

Enjoy!

That seems of all things unlikely.

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1577: I’ll protect you – Chapter 3

Title: I’ll protect you
Author: Sessh-Amy
Media: Video Games
Topic: Slender: The Eight Pages
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
URL: Chapter 3
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

—TRIGGER WARNING—

—CHAPTER CONTAINS RAPE SCENE—

 

Hello, dearest Patrons, and welcome to another chapter of Slender Man fic!

I can feel your excitement radiating through the Intertubez. That, or Bifocals has been mucking around with my laptop again.

In the last chapter there was a rehash of the first chapter, this time from Slendy’s perspective, and he’s been turned into an obsessive stalker of our fearful fearless protagonist, the living sorrow-sponge named Thaddeus. This would make for a very good Horror fic, but the author seems determined to try to paint Slendy’s unnatural attachment (literally in this case, since  Slendy’s appendage-bit is still physically attached to Thaddeus’ ankle) as something positive and possibly romantic.

There are times when I truly worry about the youth of today.

Authors Note*

Oh, right; this is one of those authors who likes to put Author’s Notes at the beginning and end of each chapter.

Important note! Did you guys get the email that I updated this story? It’s coming up on my story!

…Wha?

I don’t understand. There is an option on ff.net to have an email alert sent to you when one of your favorited fics updates, but that’s completely up to the person who favorited the fic. The author doesn’t have any control over it. Is she asking if the people who signed up for the email alerts got them, or what?

So this chapter is going to have a lot of P.O.V. changes. xDD

:massive eye-twitch:

Ewww.

::picks up massive eye and throws it into the hall:

Goeth! What did I tell you about leaving your stuff in my room?

yeah sorry about that lol

I am unconvinced of your sincerity.  If you don’t want to use POV Tags, then DON’T USE THEM.

For those of you who don’t know what P.O.V. means, it’s short for Point of view.

:sighs:

If you’re going to explain a term to your audience, then the place to do that would be in the chapter where there term firsts appears – in this case, that would be the previous chapter and not this one.

So yeah I hope it makes sense and that you like it.

Thus far, neither one of those things seems likely.

Enjoy! Thank you guys for the reviews btw! XD

There are currently eighty-two reviews for this fic; I glanced through them and, like always, most are positive. There was even one that pointed out that there’s “some rather delightful slenderman yaoi” located in the Mythology section under the Miscellaneous category.

I haven’t looked and I’m kinda afraid to.

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