Art-tastic Monday – Poster Post!

This one’s pretty cool – it’s a fan-made post for one of my favorite movies. The artist has some really neat stuff in his portfolio, most have a similar retro look to them.


149: The family is a person – One Shot

Title: The family is a person
Author: Jacob Edward Lee Hatter
Media: Movie
Topic: Psycho
Genre: Horror / Suspense
URL: The family is a person
Critiqued by The Psychic Librarian

I have found myself back at the Bates Motel, a location that seems very popular for the writers of bad fanfics. In this particular case, the author has written a sequel to Psycho, and let me tell you that it is a beaut. It is incoherent and has no plot. I think I have heard babbling babies have much more logical stream of conscious statements than this. I will be happy to return to Psycho as many times as I need to in order to cover these atrocities. It’s like each story is a dead woman in a car pushed into a bog with Norman Bates grinning nearby. Anthony Perkins lives.

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19: story that’s a slasher but you can’t guess it – One Shot

Title: story that’s a slasher but you can’t guess it
Author:  Ghurlag
Media: Movie
Topic: Psycho
Genre: Listed as Horror/Parody
URL: story that’s a slasher but you can’t guess it
Critiqued by The Psychic Librarian

This borders on incoherent. I am not sure how it actually relates to the movie Psycho where it is filed but let’s all get confused together! Good times.

Mary walked into the room. Actually, she was called Josie, wasn’t she? Sorry got confused there. Anyway she walked into it and like sat down or somat it doesn’t really matter.

You think you’re confused. What is a somat? If it doesn’t matter why did you say it?

So she sat on the leather couch, which is stupid because leather is cold but it could be summer at this moment so its okay, since she was not a bright character it was actuall winter, no autumn because its less stupid. it was red leather if you can get that, if you cant it was black

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