1920: Child of Imagation – Chapters One and Two

Title: Child of Imagation
Author: ultimatewildcat
Media: Movies
Topic: Rise of the Guardians
Genre: Mystery and Sci-Fi
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Angie

That wasn’t a typo.

Welcome back everyone. My name is Angie and today I’m riffing Child of Imagation.

(Immigration? Imagination? Who knows.)

It’s based off Rise of the Guardians. Ghostie has riffed some RotG fics, so I’ll save you the infodump. Basically it’s a 2012 DreamWorks film where mythical beings join together to defeat the Boogeyman. And it’s glorious.

Anyway, Child of Imagation. Let’s begin.

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1869: Coffin Rock: Retold – Chapter Seven

Title: Coffin Rock: Retold
Author: PureNexus
Media: Movies
Topic: The Blair Witch Project/Alpha and Omega
Genre: Mystery and Horror
URL: Chapter Seven
Critiqued by Angie

What’s going on guys, gals and non binary pals! I’m Angie and I’m returning with another review of Coffin Rock: Retold. We are about at that halfway point, and last time Garth kicked the map into a river in a fashion that has nothing to do with The Blair Witch Project at all. Promise.

So let’s continue!

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1860: Phineas and Ferb: Legend of Boggy Creek (ON HOLD!) – Oneshot

Title: Phineas and Ferb: Legend of Boggy Creek (ON HOLD!)
Author: Bowserbutt
Media: Cartoon / Movie
Topic: Phineas and Ferb / Legend of Boggy Creek
Genre: Adventure/Mystery
URL: Phineas and Ferb: Legend of Boggy Creek (ON HOLD!)
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Hey, peoples, welcome back to Wednesday.  Now that the birthday festivities are behind us, and the repair crews are busy handling the aftermath, I’m once again flying solo!

Since I’m on this on-shot binge, I figured I’d dig into an old favorite canon of mine: Phineas and Ferb.  There’s a glut of really bad fics in that canon, which makes it a wonderland of material for the sharks.  This time, though, I’ve found something that defies all… everything.  This week we’re going to tackle a Phineas and Ferb crossover with The Legend of Boggy Creek.

Now, if you’re wondering about that second canon, I’ve got a small infodump on it for you.  The Legend of Boggy Creek is a series of three budget movies from the 70s and 80s:  The Legend of Boggy Creek, Return to Boggy Creek, and Boggy Creek 2: And The Legend Continues.  Now, before you call me out on typoing, yes there are actually two different sequels to the original, and both are terrible.  This crossover, however, only deals with the first movie.  The first movie is a faux documentary-style horror movie revolving around the Fouke monster, a Bigfoot-like creature that’s allegedly been spotted in the Fouke Arkansas area as far back as 1891.  The movie was actually the precursor to the Blair Witch Project, as the later film purposefully utilized the same cinematic style.  The directors also cited The Legend of Boggy Creek as one of the primary cinematographic influences.

But that’s really all you really need to know about The Legend of Boggy Creek:  It’s a horror film about a swamp sasquatch which is stylized as a documentary (the film, not the sasquatch).  Despite how terrible the sequels are, I do recommend giving the original a look if for no other reason to see the historical origins of more modern movies that use similar stylistic choices.

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1857: Coffin Rock: Retold – Chapter Six

Title: Coffin Rock: Retold
Author: PureNexus
Media: Movies
Topic: The Blair Witch Project/Alpha and Omega
Genre: Mystery and Horror
URL: Chapter Six
Critiqued by Angie

What’s up everybody? Welcome back to Coffin Rock: Retold, and today…I assume we’re getting more shit taken straight from The Blair Witch Project. I’m certainly excited.

I don’t think there’s a need for a ‘last time on’ since this fic is pretty unforgettable. So without further ado, let’s read on.

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1850: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter Five, Part Two

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 5
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags and Kane)

Shadow Kill count: 5

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, GoodJamags, and we’re back for more of The Shadow Warriors!

Kane: For some reason beyond even my comprehension, this one has asked me to return as well.

Last time, not much happened. Like, at all. This time, I don’t expect much better.

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1846: Coffin Rock: Retold – Chapter Five

Title: Coffin Rock: Retold
Author: PureNexus
Media: Movies
Topic: The Blair Witch Project/Alpha and Omega
Genre: Mystery and Horror
URL: Chapter Five
Critiqued by Angie

Howdy, all! My name is Angie, and we are returning with yet another edition of Coffin Rock: Retold. Last time, Nexus completely ripped off an entire scene from The Blair Witch Project even though this takes place seventeen years after the events of the movie. So, without further ado, let’s read.

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1844: Adam and the Chipmunks Diablo Trailer – Oneshot

Title: Adam and the Chipmunks Diablo Trailer
Author: chipmunkfanantic
Media: Video Game / Television
Topic: Alvin and the Chipmunks / Diablo
Genre: Mystery/Fantasy
URL: Adam and the Chipmunks Diablo Trailer
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Gonna be in for a bit of a short one today.  I feel like death warmed over, so I decided I needed a little pile of fail rather than a heap.  That’s when I remembered I had something in my stack that fits the bill.

It’s also a hot mess, so this should be fun.  But, what else can you really expect for a Diablo / Alvin and the Chipmunks crossover.

No, you did not read that wrong.  On a better day I’d give infodumps of both those canons, but today is not a better day and, frankly, the canons won’t provide any context to help this thing.

So how hot of a mess is it?  Well…

A story based on the famous first game diablo Grant a general for a war fought by a king soon gives him and his group that has worked along side him for so long to now find out what is going on in a small town called Tristram but of what they find is shocking it will send them to the depths of hell to vanquish it as there will be many twists and turns from the church to Hell R&R

You’ll probably notice right off the bat that sentences aren’t a strong point of this author.

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