2593: Mileena’s Humanity – Chapter Five

Title: Mileena’s Humanity
Author:  Spirit.of.Bardock
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11898341/5/
Critiqued by: ME-Iron-Maiden

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER FINALLY GETS US SOME OF THE ACTION WE EXPECT FROM MORTAL KOMBAT, WITH ALL THAT ENTAILS. ADDITIONALLY, I’LL BE INCLUDING FOOTAGE OF ACTUAL FIGHTS TO PROVE A POINT IN MY CRITIQUE WHICH MAY BE DISTURBING DUE TO VIOLENCE AND LANGUAGE. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Hello again and welcome to the latest installment of Mileena’s Humanity. I’m your host ME-Iron-Maiden and we left off with a cringy-as-shit sex scene. I’m afraid I have to issue a retraction to something I said in the comments for Chapter 4: there’s another sex scene later on. Fortunately, we won’t be coming to that for a while. Instead let’s throw up the current Darwin List and get cracking.

  1. Performed an unprovoked attack on Mileena
  2. Isn’t afraid of the teeth she can easily use to rip him in half
  3. Seems intent on pissing her off
  4. Gives her weapons
  5. Invades her personal space when she’s pissed off
  6. Casually keeps his guard down around the psychotic cannibal
  7. Takes a commanding/bossy tone with a woman who is known as the Mad Empress of Outworld for her sadism and brutality to her own subjects
  8. Gets preachy with Mileena after finger-flicking her forehead
  9. Makes out with the cannibal who has teeth that can tear a chunk out of a thresher maw
  10. Lets the cannibal give him a blowjob

AN: Thank you everyone that has given me a review, I appreciate them a lot. Anyways, I’ve been thinking about what should happen after the story mode, and I’ve decided that you, the reader, decide whether I should continue what happens between Justin and Mileena or stop the story after the story mode.

I’m thinking you should have figured this out before you even started putting words on screen, but here we are.

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2579: Mileena’s Humanity – Chapter Four

Title: Mileena’s Humanity
Author:  Spirit.of.Bardock
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11898341/4/
Critiqued by: ME-Iron-Maiden

WARNING: THIS INSTALLMENT CONTAINS AN EXPLICIT SEX SCENE AND THUS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK. IT’S ALSO SHOWING UP IN THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT SO IT IS ALSO NOT SAFE FOR YOUR SANITY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.

Hello and welcome back to the riff of “Mileena’s Humanity”. I’m your host ME-Iron-Maiden and last time, we left off with our “hero” continuing to act like a douche rocket, Mileena suddenly having a breakdown and crying her eyes out and then acquiescing to sex with Ju’Stu. Ju’Stu, as you’ll recall tried to cave her skull in with a baseball bat, bosses her around, and force-feeds her shit that could well be toxic to her due to her unique physiology. So, of course, he’s “saved her life” and now she’s gonna bang him.

Before we begin, let’s post the current Darwin List for Ju’Stu.

  • Performed an unprovoked attack on Mileena
  • Isn’t afraid of the teeth she can easily use to rip him in half
  • Seems intent on pissing her off
  • Gives her weapons
  • Invades her personal space when she’s pissed off
  • Casually keeps his guard down around the psychotic cannibal
  • Takes a commanding/bossy tone with a woman who is known as the Mad Empress of Outworld for her sadism and brutality to her own subjects
  • Gets preachy with Mileena after finger-flicking her forehead

*opens a bottle of rocket-grade tihaar, sets the popcorn machine to overdrive, and cues up the porn music*

Let’s do this.

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2571: Mileena’s Humanity – Chapter Three

Title: Mileena’s Humanity
Author: Spirit.of.Bardock
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter 3
Critiqued by: ME-Iron-Maiden

Hello everyone and welcome back to the riff of Mileena’s Humanity. I’m your host ME-Iron-Maiden and last chapter proved somewhat enlightening with regards to our “hero” Ju’Stu. For example, we learned that he has precisely zero survival instincts and is a total prick to one of Outworld’s deadliest fighters.

Let’s see what we have to put up with today.

AN: Ok sorry for taking so long with this chapter, a lot of stuff happened since the last one. Such as losing my laptop to the Blue Screen. And also thank you everyone that reviewed and faved this, to the reviewer who asked for a female OC x Mileena, I may get around to it. However since it’s almost summer, I’m going to be busy with stuff. A lot of which is Let’s Play and work.

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2559: Mileena’s Humanity – Chapter Two

Title: Mileena’s Humanity
Author:  Spirit.of.Bardock
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11898341/1/Mileena-s-Humanity
Critiqued by ME-Iron-Maiden

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of Suicide

Hello, everyone and welcome back to Mileena’s Humanity. Last time we got off to a great start where Mileena got away from D’Vorah only go get cold-cocked by a human. Considering she is the former Empress of Outworld and successor to Shao Kahn himself, you’d think there’d be one less human around. 

Sadly, we’re already seeing our author’s avatar is a Marty Stu. Not only did he get away with using Mileena’s head for batting practice, but apparently his cooking is far better than what the Royal Kitchens provided to an Empress who lost her throne because she was considered A WORSE RULER THAN SHAO KAHN!!!

The last chapter ended with this cliffhanger

Mileena took a step back, this human was different than the ones she has fought and killed. This one seemed to actually care about her well being, even if he managed to knock her out. She sat herself at the table and watched with interest. The man put various spices onto the meat and before too long was finished. He put the plate in front of her and she slowly lowered her veil in order to eat. Justin turned around and saw something that chilled his blood.

And this is what he saw: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QgbsBUWDh-Q/maxresdefault.jpg

Let’s see how bad Justin (henceforth known as Ju’stu) freaks out.

AN: Thank you everyone for the favs and follows, compared to The Coiled Heart this story become more popular in the amount of time than my other. That is thanks to all of you that read my story, anyway you’re here for the story, so here you go.

Again with the Author’s Note.

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2541: Mileena’s Humanity – Chapter One

Title: Mileena’s Humanity
Author:  Spirit.of.Bardock
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11898341/1/Mileena-s-Humanity
Critiqued by ME-Iron-Maiden

Hey everyone! ME-Iron-Maiden here with a new riff. Yes, I know I’ve got to get cracking on Mass Foundations: A New Day, but with Admiral Sakai and SC having Mass Effect-related riffs going on, I figured I’d go with a different fandom for the duration.

So… Mortal Kombat. Adventure and Romance genres. This does not fill me with confidence. As does the fact I’m sharing this with you in this lovely place. Let’s take a look at the summary, shall we?

What would happen if Mileena escaped D’Voora and made it to Earthrealm. Well read and find out.

Time for a quick infodump.

This is Mileena. She is one of the series’ most popular characters, being the evil sister to fan favorite Princess Kitana of Edenia (aka Outworld). She was created by Shang Tsung under the orders of Shao Khan himself for the purpose of having her around as an assassin, spy, and possible successor to his empire, should anything befall him. Half Edenian and half Takaran, she isn’t what I would consider mentally stable. At all. As in “psychopath who gets turned on by murder and her Fatality is called ‘Maneater’ for a reason”. As mentioned in the summary, the games have her dying at the hands of D’Vorah (more on her in a bit) after being ousted from her seat as Empress of Outworld after a harsh civil war. Why did her subjects rebel? She was worse than Shao Khan when it came to sadism and cruelty to the people she ruled over. Let that sink in for a moment.

This is D’Vorah. She looks humanoid, but she’s actually a sapient hive of insects. Only thing she cares about is survival and is absolutely brutal in going about it. She’s also incredibly difficult to kill: if you tear her body in half, she’ll just form a new one out of the insects that make up her hive. In the games, she killed Mileena by giving her a kiss… and hundreds of insects ate Mileena’s head from the inside out. I’m not sharing video because this was squick on a whole other level, even by Mortal Kombat standards.

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1568: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey – Chapters 18, 19, and 20

Title: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey
Author: cw2k
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Parody/Romance
URL: Chapter 18
URL: Chapter 19
URL: Chapter 20
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

DISCLAIMER: This fic has sex in it. It’s badly described sex, but sex nevertheless. You’ve been warned.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the last installment of Lemons For Days, formerly known as Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and here we are. It’s… been a weird one, this one. I haven’t seen so much half-assed sex since EclipsePheniox came around, and…

Yeah. I’m a little drained from all this.

So without further ado, let’s end this off, shall we?

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1556: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey – Chapters 15, 16, and 17

Title: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey
Author: cw2k
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Parody/Romance
URL: Chapter 15
URL: Chapter 16
URL: Chapter 17
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back for more crappy Mortal Kombat action. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and…

Well, really, what can I say about this fic after its last appearance on the Library? I mean, with mothers fucking people in front of their daughters and talking like they’ll be next on the guy’s “to fuck” list… Really, you can’t get much more warped and fucked up than that.

So after that, who wants to see how quickly those two will get it on? You get… no points for guessing correctly, by the way.

Anyway, let’s get this show on the road. The sooner we can get it done, the better.

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