Hello hello all you patrons! Continuing with our Halo theme for these one-shots, here’s something called Don’t Loose Your Way – Halo NG [sic] from ArchiveOfOurOwn!
You’re reading about another dimension, a dimension not only of prose and narrative but of pure, concentrated suck. A journey into a twisted land whose boundaries are that of a poor writer’s feeble imagination. That’s the header up ahead—your next stop, the Badfic Zone!
Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with MystRWBY, Inc. for the latter half of this adventure into bizarrely regurgitative crossovers (though thankfully a much shorter one than The True Force)!
Last time, Team RWBY (plus unnecessary OC hanger-on) traveled to Mount Massive Asylum, inexplicably forgetting all of their weapons because plot regurgitation. They all forgot about their respective powers and abilities and got lost in the asylum. They proceeded to fuck around and just generally regurgitate the plot points of the original game. Usually described in terms of “the thing” and “the place” and “the guy.”
Oh, yeah, and the author’s failed attempts and writing their personalities kind of reminded me of the Scooby-Doo! gang, so snarky fake Ruby-Doo! dialogue kind of took over the riff, except by the end it was really more normal snark than Scooby-Doo! jokes because there was only so much mileage I could get out of that. I can virtually guarantee you’re all sick of it by now, but tough luck, I’m having fun. I promise next week’s riff will be all normal-like.
“We need to find the sprinklers valve” said Weiss
“I wonder where it is?” said Ruby
“I dont know Ruby we need to find it”
Weiss: Like, you’re a little slow on the uptake, aren’t you, Ruby-Doo?
Yang: Let’s split up and look for clues!
“Well lets find it before I die of blood loss” said Blake
“Blake it’s fine on the way we’ll try to find a medical kit” said Grey a text noise came
Blake: Damn, if you’re in charge of that then I know I’m – Oh, ew. Whose text tone is that?!
Yang: Uh… Would you believe I did it on a dare?
Ruby-Doo!: Please don’t talk about where you did it. Now give me the phone.
You’re reading about another dimension, a dimension not only of prose and and narrative but of pure, concentrated suck. A journey into a twisted land whose boundaries are that of a poor writer’s feeble imagination. That’s the header up ahead—your next stop, the Badfic Zone!
Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with something that really shouldn’t exist. You thought we were done with RWBY, but you were wrong! I decided that this year’s Badfic Zone would focus on horror games instead of movies for a change in pace. Of course, I happened to have a half-finished crossover riff on hand for just such an occasion!
Hey, patrons, welcome back to Wednesday! With the Library’s official unofficial Spooptacular on the horizon, I thought I’d start getting us in the mood by savaging a few fics based on the MediEvil franchise.
For those who haven’t been exposed to it, MediEvil is a set of two Playstation games released in 1998 and 2000. There is technically a third game, MediEvil: Resurrection released in 2005, but it’s a re-imagining of the first game and not really a fresh entry to the series. The games follow the comedic exploits of Sir Daniel Fortesque, a charlatan knight who is killed by the first arrow fired in the only battle he ever participated in, and his quest for posthumous redemption by saving the kingdom from the evil wizard Zarok.
Actually, the game does a fair job of introducing itself, so why don’t I just let it do that.
Despite some control flaws, it’s a great little game that combines a hack-n-slash beat-em-up style game such as Gauntlet Legends or Diablo with exploration and puzzling as found in Legend of Zelda. There is also a remaster of the first game coming out in October that I’d be more excited about if it wasn’t a PS4 exclusive. So it goes.
Title: Reconciliation: Grief’s Reunion
Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Family
URL: Reconciliation: Grief’s Reunion
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello all, and welcome to something decidedly different: a spotlight of a good fanfic that isn’t happening on a Sunday.
Now, those of you that have jumped on for me reading Borba to filth over IWS and BTBA have probably come up with one singular question: “Herr, what does the good version of this fic look like?” Glad you asked, patrons, because I have just the fic for you!
So sit back, relax, and let me talk about a little thing called Grief’s Reunion…