918: A Witch needs her Cat – Chapter Two, Part Two

Title: A Witch needs her Cat
Author: FlamingAxel
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: Black Cat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter Two
Critiqued by SC

Sports Shades: What up, nerds. Don’t worry about that SC character – he’s preoccupied with other stuff, so I decided I’d be a pal and do him a favor this week.

Oh, but don’t think for one second that I plan on trying to go after this turkey alone – ha! No, I value my sanity. It’s part of what makes me infinitely superior to everybody.

Shades: Except for-

Sports Shades: Shut up, didn’t happen.

So yeah, I’ve got Guns Bitch with me. She didn’t want to come, and I didn’t want to care. Cat Bitch was hanging out with Thief Bitch and Moron Bitch, and they were all out on some bitch-job or another; I didn’t want to deal with Alien Bitch; Science Bitch was… doing things, and Magic Bitch took a swipe at me when I got close, so I only had the one option. To at least try and sweeten the deal, I promised her one free shot at me with the most powerful gun in her arsenal, and now here we are.

Shades: You’d better not move, either.

Sports Shades: I promise nothing.

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864: A Witch needs her Cat – Chapter Two, Part One

Title: A Witch needs her Cat
Author: FlamingAxel
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: Black Cat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter Two
Critiqued by SC

Hello, and welcome back to A Witch needs her Cat by FlammingAxel! I’m your host and guest-riffer, SC, and in the last- WE FINALLY FINISHED CHAPTER FUCKING ONE.

So yeah, that happened.

With me this week is Glasses again, and I managed to wrangle Book Specs into this riff where I failed previously with Fire Emblem: ReAwaken, and he’s decidedly not impressed about it.

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819: A Witch needs her Cat – Chapter One, Part Three

Title: A Witch needs her Cat
Author: FlamingAxel
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: Black Cat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by SC

Hello, and welcome back to A Witch needs her Cat by FlamingAxel! And you may be surprised to know, but THIS IS STILL ONLY CHAPTER FUCKING ONE.

*twitch*

I see darkness nigh on the horizon.

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730: A Witch needs her Cat – Chapter One, Part Two

Title: A Witch needs her Cat
Author: FlamingAxel
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: Black Cat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by SC

Hello, and welcome back to A Witch needs her Cat, by FlamingAxel! I’m your host and guest-riffer, SC, and in the last part, FlamingAxel talked a lot about shit they didn’t know, and I was thoroughly disappointed by the emergence of the most heartbreaking Sue ever – heartbreaking, because she started out so well as a character.

With me, again, are Contacts and Glasses; and Shades, who I totally didn’t drag in by her hair while she whined profusely about not wanting to do this.

Shades: *sniffle*

So, I know I said this would be left until after DMC4, but because of chapter eleven,  this is being resumed sooner than predicted. We get to go from things that are best left to be forgotten to idiotic combat, foreign exchange fail, and bounty hunters who simply should not be! Joy!

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683: A Witch needs her Cat – Chapter One

Title: A Witch needs her Cat
Author: FlamingAxel
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: Black Cat
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by SC

Hello, readers, and welcome back to the Library! I’m SC, guest-riffer, fellow reader and frequent commenter, here with another riff for you guys which deviates a bit from the norm for me, in that it’s not about a video game – this fic is from the Black Cat side of fanfiction.net, called A Witch needs her Cat, by FlamingAxel!

“But, SC! You can’t seriously be thinking of starting a third riff on top of the other two, can you?”

Oh, don’t worry, I’m not. I will be continuing this riff, but at a later date so that I’m not overworking myself. This riff is just here to fill in for DMC4 in the meantime.

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