2454: Cupcakes, Part 2 — Crappy Pasta
Posted: October 15, 2019 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Cartoon, Creepypasta, Cupcakes, My Little Pony | Tags: "Dark", AdmiralSakai, Boring, Cartoon, Crappypasta Spooptacular, Creepypasta, Don't Cut Yourself on All That Edge, Fetish, Gore, Horror, Legendary Badfic, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Serketry, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person? 78 Comments-WARNING-
While this so-called horror story continues to resoundingly fail at being even remotely scary, it starts to hit pretty hard with the gross-out attempts in terms of blood and guts and also a bizarre focus on the actions of Rainbow Dash’s bladder.
Title: Cupcakes
Author: Sergeant Sprinkles
Media: Cartoon
Topic: My Little Pony
Genre: Creepypasta / “Horror” / Torture Porn
URL: Creepypasta Wiki Rehost
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai and Serketry
Hello hello all you patrons! Inflate your favorite organs and sort your pegasus wings by color because we are back with more Cupcakes goodness.
Don’t you mean…
Hey y’all, Serketry here. Again. Until this fic is as dead as Rainbow Dash.
And, of course, by ‘goodness’ I mean ‘incredibly repetitive foreshadowing of incredibly repetitive torture porn’.
Last time, Pinkie Pie fed Rainbow Dash a drugged cupcake and tied her up in a torture chamber underneath Sugar Cube Corner. Much capering and posing with skulls ensued, but it was all pretty pointless. And…. that’s literally it.
EDITED BY EDINPONY COUNTER: 6
Dubiously sexual counter: 4
2446: Cupcakes Part 1 — Crappy Pasta
Posted: October 8, 2019 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Cartoon, Creepypasta, Cupcakes, My Little Pony | Tags: "Dark", AdmiralSakai, Boring, Cartoon, Crappypasta Spooptacular, Creepypasta, Don't Cut Yourself on All That Edge, Gore, Horror, Legendary Badfic, My Little Pony, Serketry, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person? 78 Comments-WARNING-
While the creepypasta under riff today is insanely not scary, it does contain some measure of gratuitous gore and you may not want to read it over lunch.
Title: Cupcakes
Author: Sergeant Sprinkles
Media: Cartoon
Topic: My Little Pony
Genre: Creepypasta / “Horror” / Torture Porn
URL: Creepypasta Wiki Rehost
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai and Serketry
Hello hello all you patrons! Plug your nearest housepet into the television set and make sure your doll vaccinations are up to date, because it’s that time of year again!
Today we’re dealing with a ‘fic that I wasn’t originally planning to ever riff due to its potential Librarian-breaker status (you will see why soon). However, I ran into a bunch of other people in a fimfiction forum I frequent saying that maybe it wasn’t so bad and for the time had some interesting ideas. So now I’m going to show exactly why that’s not the case, on a site with an average readership of ten people that none of the commenters on that forum frequent or even know exists.
Yay me!
Yay us, actually. Hey y’all, Serketry here. The Admiral brought me back. For this. Thanks, Admiral.
Yeah. This is… a doozie.
2440: The Origin of Mickey & The Origins of Raggedy Anne — Crappy Pasta
Posted: October 1, 2019 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Cartoon, Crappy Pasta, Creepypasta, Disney, Raggedy Anne | Tags: Cartoon, Crappypasta Spooptacular, Crazy Ass-Author, Disney, History, Horror, Mickey Mouse, Raggedy Anne, Random, Real Life, The Internet, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person? 54 Comments-WARNING-
While, as to be expected, the creepypasta being reviewed today are not in the least bit scary, the second one contains potential flamebait in the form of the work of some legitimately reprehensible people, namely the ‘anti-vaxxer’ movement.
Title: Origins of Mickey
Author: DubiousDugong
Media: Animation
Topic: Mickey Mouse
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Origins of Mickey
Title: The Origins of Raggedy Ann
Author: Kat the Killer Neko, who strangely enough is not a Jeff Clone
Media: IRL, except for the ‘reality’ part.
Topic: Raggedy Ann
Genre: Creepypasta / Propaganda
URL: The Origins of Raggedy Ann
Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai and Guard-Novitiate Psk’nyor “Nina” C’hon
Hello hello all you patrons! Sharpen your knives on some convenient bones and make sure you don’t get sent to Finland by any spontaneously-appearing wall portals, because it’s that time of year again!
Punch it, my fishy friend!
“With gusto!”
Fillertastic Special: AdmiralSakai and Serketry Riff Terrible MLP Fanart Episode III– Revenge of the Shit
Posted: July 15, 2019 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Cartoon, Fan Art, My Little Pony | Tags: AdmiralSakai, Artastic, Don't Cut Yourself on All That Edge, Fallout, Fanart, Fetish, Filler, God is Dead and Clickbait is to Blame, Horror, Jeff Clone, Jeff the Killer, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Nazis, NSFW, Oh Dear God My Eyes!, Oh god why why why why, Possibly Awesome?, Pretentious as Fuck, Real Life, Serketry, Sex, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Star Wars, The Internet, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN 4 CommentsYou should know the drill by now. There’s a lot of My Little Pony fanart out there, and most of it is terrible or has unpleasant implications or is just plain confusing, and so Serketry and I riffed it over Steam chat and then reformatted everything into a Library post.
Fillertacular Special: Admiralsakai and Serketry Riff MORE Terrible My Little Pony Fanart!
Posted: April 3, 2019 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Cartoon, Fan Art, My Little Pony | Tags: Art-tastic, Cartoon, Dark Souls, Fanart, Filler, Film, Kitchen Sink, Music, Not Safe For Work, NSFW, Oh Dear God My Eyes!, Porn, Serketry, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Squandered Potential, Video Game, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person? 10 CommentsHello hello, all you patrons. Someone didn’t get their riff in on time again, so that means it’s time for more chatlogs riffing the worst of the worst (or at least the funniest of the worst) My Little Pony fanart scraped from the depths of the fansite Equestria Daily!
Ok, fine, some of it’s not necessarily bad in a qualitiative sense; some of it’s just baffling or has uncomfortable implications to be read into it. But worthy of snark, regardless.
Library of the Damned 
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