Hello once again, patrons! There’s no riff for today (or rather, we haven’t had the chance to format and schedule the ones we have received), so I’m back with another dose of probably-unhelpful advice!
You know, you’d think the title of a story would be hard to get wrong. It’s short, simple, and not directly part of the narrative.
So it’s really incredible how many people have found varied and complex ways of screwing it up. So many, in fact, that we had to implement an entire Sucktastics category for it just last year. So how do you not only Not End Up in the Library, but Not End Up Nominated for That Particular Sucktastick Awards Category?
(My condolences to The Power of Thee, Instant Death Disease, CoD: Black Hell Ops, Christmas Eve No pun intended xD, and yandere gamzee x reader- the phantom of the school for their nominations.)
Rule One: Stop Editorializing (lol, kinda XD)