2374: SUECOM: Mirror Image – Chapter 1, Part 3

Minh Header 07 13 2019

Title: XSGCOM Mirror Image
Author: Hotpoint
Topic: X-COM: UFO Defence/Stargate SG1
Media: Video game/TV show
Genre: Adventure
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Crazy Minh

Hello Patrons, and welcome back to another instalment of ‘XSGCOM: Mirror Image’ the Stargate/X-COM fanfic which has pissed me off twice now! I’m your guest riffer, Crazy Minh, and today we’re going to take a gander at the third part of the first chapter of this nonsense! Now for a recap!

Previously on XSGCOM: Mirror Image…

SUECOM SOLDIERS: LET’S BE RACIST XENOPHOBES AND KILL ALL THESE ALIENS!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

RANDOM JAFFA: GAWD NO!!! I’M GOING TO BE DISSECTED!!! I’LL NEVER SEE MY WIFE OR CHILDREN AGAIN!!

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GEORGE S. (for Sue) HAMMOND: Imma going to betray one of my closest friends cause the Sue!Pentagon told me to! It’s not like I’ve disobeyed them before, right? Like that time I personally went to Chulak to raise a army to save SG1 from Hathor!

O’NEILL: Well that’s OK, sir. I know we’re in a badfic anyway! Or something…why are we discussing this without Teal’c here anyway? Shouldn’t he get a say in whether or not he gets cut up by xenophobic morons or not, sir?

GEORGE S. (for Sue) HAMMOND: Of course not! We’re not going to do the honourable thing anyway! This is a den of thieves! Thieves I say!

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