Hello, patrons, and welcome to the Eighth Annual Sucktastic Award Ceremony! After a frenzied week of voting with the second-largest turnout we’ve had to date, the polls are now closed and we’re ready to announce the winners, if you can call them that.
Before we get started, I’d like to point out that we have no ties; something that hasn’t happened since 2014. Thanks, everyone, for being so definitive! And thanks to the author’s as well for making our job of figuring out which of your fics sucks the most that much easier.
Anyway, let’s cut the pomp and get to what everyone is here for!