Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome back to another chapter. In the last offering, TSue & Co decided to go up to the Earth’s surface, because reasons, and just so happened to have a bunch of spacesuits sitting around, also because reasons, so they don’t have to actually put any thought into this trip. Or anything else. Ever.
“God it’s dark out” muttered Chell.
…You were on the surface when the Sun disappeared. I doubt it has gotten any darker since then.
“Oh no, what a nightmare” said T sarcastically. “Quit with the outdated memes” said Chell. “That’s a meme?” Asked T.
Isn’t everything a meme these days, what with the tweeters and the instagrounds and the what have you?
“Quit arguing and get moving. If this thing we’re finding is an asteroid or a meteorite, I want to retrieve it so I can study it and maybe make a new gel using what I find out” said GLaDOS.
I almost forgot that the entire reason they were going out to the surface was because TSue saw something on the external security cameras, which are apparently still functioning in the intense cold and darkness.