Fillertacular Special: AdmiralSakai and Serketry Riff Terrible MLP FanartPosted: November 5, 2018
[We’re trying to get back into the swing of putting up filler posts on off-days. Lyle will be back shortly, but for the moment we’re still working on formatting everybody’s guest riffs and we’ve got nothing for today, so here’s something that’s been in the drafts folder for a while. – BatJamags]
Hello hello all you patrons! If you’re seeing this, it means that one of the other Librarians (probably some disorganized sod who doesn’t schedule their riffs two weeks to a year in advance) has nothing to present today, so instead you are getting the highlights (or lowlights, depending on your point of view) of Serketry’s and my nightly chatlogs riffing pretty-much-randomly-assorted My Little Pony fanart, edited and reformatted for clarity.
… hopy shit
OH DEAR LORD
what the fuck is this
The bat has a phoenix!
Even Enopby Dark’nesse Dementia Raven Way is suggesting that this is maybe a bit much.
The BAT has a RED & BLACK PHOENIX!
At first I thought that was a phoenix-shaped scythe blade, because that totally would work.
No, that’s a sword. Because that’s so much better.
This girl’s too edgy to live, and too shitty to die.
How NOT to do an OC.
And I just love the paint under the eye.
And the star pattern makeup.
And the scars.
And the leather.
And the EVERYTHING.
Oh my god she has PHOENIX-PATTERN GAUNTLETS.
This is what happens when a concept artist sits down and draws ‘badass #364’ and just never STOPS.
HER CUTIE MARK, IN THE BACKGROUND.
HAS TWILIGHT’S STAR PATTERN.
THIS THING CAME OUT OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE’S VAGINA!
I’d hate to see the father.
I bet it’s Discord.
I bet it’s just a bloody mass of bat wings and My Chemical Romance CDs.
Actually, it may very well be the PHOENIX.Wow this is shitty in so many different ways.
I think that’s leather.
Fine, shitty leather armor, then.
And Ember sort of looks like the TROLOLOL face. With traced immaterial boobs.
It feels weird to say this, but we’ve seen better sexy Ember.
At least it didn’t include any more batponies.
Take another look at Fluttershy.
Oh god why does the staff have a face???
And this is the SFW edit!
That staff does not look happy to be here.
I can’t blame it.
… wow …
and then Legolas ran down the hall and slipped on a filthy Gen 1 Roseluck security blanket and broke his neck the end.
Uh, this really needs some context.
I’m going in [to the artist’s DA account page].
FROM THE ARTIST:
It’s a vent, but i decided to delete the description because it just made me uncomfortable having it up.
Ok, so this was, however briefly, either the most metal MLP fanart in the history of the universe, or the least.
Yeah that’s not actually Rainbow Dash that’s just some OC.
Not even Equestria is safe from the Jeff Clones.
Bat with ass.
Though… male this time?
In a shitty diner?
Because that’s so much better than the standard fare.
Seriously, get your dick off the counter, we serve food there.
For varying definitions of ‘food’. And probably varying definitions of ‘serve’…
Or, well, Corner-O-Pony at least…
I love how it’s just sitting on the floor in this filthy basement.
On a leopard-print rug.
And is, as collections go, tragically small.
I think this is officially the Saddest Room.
Oh my god what even is that garment? It’s like a cape with suspenders.
It’s a cape with arm holes.
And double-sided tape, to hug the boobs.
Of course, the all important pony boobs.
Also note that the sleeves are in no way attached to the top.
Yeah, they’re tied on.
And that looks like a very uncomfortable belt buckle.
Nothing about this is comfortable.
“Well this is awkward.”
It just so perfectly and so UNINTENTIONALLY expresses a shitty one-night stand.
“I don’t get what the big deal is, if I’d known you wanted me to go down on you too I would’ve just told you it wasn’t gonna happen…”
WE GOT OURSELVES AN ALICORN!
He is the literal GOD of disappointing shower sex.
“He’s IMMORTAL, I thought he’d last longer than ten seconds…”
“Stamina of an Earth Pony my ass…”
How did this make it to publication with the artist NOT SEEING THIS?
I bet he talks about how great it was afterward, too.
Of course he does.
I bet that’s her place.
I bet he stays the entire night.
And helps himself to breakfast.
I bet he leaves his soaking wet towel on her bed.
And expects her to make him breakfast.
Is that a microwave??
Because that really doesn’t look like a TV.
I’m sure there’s a creepypasta with that premise: “My monster is a TOTALLY ORIGINAL monster called the Stealer and it’s just like Samara from the Ring but she comes out of a micorwave so she’s TOTALLY ORIGINAL. Also she married Jeff and BEN was the ring bearer.”
… Yep. I can see it.
♪A Ba Dee Ah Ba DIE.♪
Or, as it will later be known, Prosecution’s Exhibit A.
… Yeaaaah. This is creepy.
Ok, so, a life-sized My Little Pony plush? Fine.
A life-sized My Little Pony plush YOU CAN TAKE THE CLOTHES OFF OF?
I’m worried the fuck is exactly what.
I don’t know, life-sized plushes just always creep me out. I keep getting the feeling somebody stuffed a dead body inside of them.
Or a fleshlight, yeah.
Hmm, well, at least now we know where that poor hippogriff from Have a nice evening finally ended up…
So, remember that one mecha anime [NAME REMOVED] showed us?
Could you maybe narrow it down a little?
The one with the weird obsession with East Germany?
Ok, you’re gonna need to help me a lot more than that.
The one with the laser-firing scrotum aliens?
Maybe shoulda led with that one?
They were only in the one episode!
Compared to ‘a mecha anime obsessed with Germany’???
Ok, fair, but the point is, both that anime and this drawing could actually have been good if they weren’t drawn by FUCKING PEDOPHILES.
YOU ANTHROTIZED THE ALREADY ANTHROPOMORPHIC CHARACTER??
WHAT THE FUCK?!?
CAN YOU NOT FUCKING SPELL?!
“Costme”. So, no.BLOOD warning?? REALLY???
♪CRAAAAAAWL ba dee CRAAAAAAWL ba CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL…♪
You know this could have actually worked if that was RD.
And if it was, you know, GOOD.
Get rid of the blood under the eyes.
And don’t try so damn hard.
BUT definitely a missing limb… Or, hell, the open cut over her eye. Yeah, it coulda worked.
Shame about the EDGE.
What am I even- Ah.
I couldn’t make out where its face was supposed to be for a while there.
Why not just cut to the chase and call him GirardWoy?
With a ying yang symbol.
Without the right background color.
No, don’t you get it? Half of his SOUL is SWALLOWED IN DARKNESS… moooom!
I doubt they put that much thought into it.
… Is that a broken horn?
Of fucking COURSE it is.
What the fuck is this?
It’s 2fluffy4me, that’s what it is.
It looks like the shit my cat throws up.
Also the bell looks like an ass crack.
Or a dick.
It looks like a Pokemon drawn by someone who has never seen an actual Pokemon.
It’s not even a pony.
Also I just in general hate that super-fluffy style because it always makes me feel like I need a haircut and a shave.
Did you try, Dan?
Did you even fucking TRY?!
I’m terrified the answer to that question might in fact be ‘yes’.