Title: Legend of Zelda: The True Force
Author: Hikari no Vikki
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: Legend of Zelda / Star Wars
Genre: Adventure / Fantasy
URL: Legend of Zelda: The True Force
Critiqued by TacoMagic
It’s Wednesday! And do you know what that means? It means the doors are locked from the outside until we finish another chapter of True Force. Well, half a chapter. As this fic goes on the chapters get progressively longer and, mercifully, include more not-stolen content to riff on. So, I’m going to have to start breaking them up to keep them things at manageable length.
This week I almost have enough to make a recap! By almost, I mean the whole recap of the unique content would look like this:
Child Link meets child Anakin in Hyrule Castle Town and they play a board game.
So we may as well just jump into the fic. And boy do I have a treat for you in today’s author’s note!
Oh, also, starting today I’m going to be skipping everything in Vikki’s header except the disclaimer since it is unique every chapter. And we really don’t want to skip this week’s.
Well as of now, George Lucas still owns Star Wars and Shigeru Miyamoto still owns the Legend of Zelda. And, last I checked, both of them are guys. I’m a girl. You do the math.
Do the math? Okay, so two guys plus one girl equal-
*A cacophonous blast of porno music launches Taco out of his chair*
I own nothing, except my plot.
I’m sorry, your plot? Your plot!?
Yes, there is an actual plot.
Technically true, but it’s still not YOUR plot.
And yes, we’re getting to it, but I need you all to sit tight while I work on some character development, okay?
As a reference, if you think you have to say something like this to your audience, you’re failing pretty hard as an author. Which, to be fair, Vikki certainly is failing pretty hard as an author.
Now go read my stuff. :)
I’d be happy to! Can you point me to something that’s actually yours?