*Lina plops down into Lyle’s chair and presses a few buttons on the desk.*
She owes me so much for this.
*pops her neck and rolls her shoulders*
Welcome, Patrons, to THE PURPLE BRIDE: LADY IS WHINING. I’m Lina and I’m taking over for Lyle today. She has a new work schedule and can’t be here right now.
*straightens a few papers on the desk and glances at them*
If I’ve gone over Lyle’s notes correctly, the last time we saw this fic, the Sue coerced a marriage proposal from Humperdinck while he was tied to a bed. Then they fucked, although they did so “off screen,” so the thesaurus was spared from having to come up with twenty different ways to say they fucked. Small victories.
Let’s see what this chapter has in store for us.