Disclaimer: Blah blah sex blah blah riff is not safe for work, blah blah penises and vaginas and graphic sexual activity blah blah read at your own discretion. Can we get on with the riff now?
Hello, folks, and welcome back for more Mortal Kombat porn! I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and… well, I think you know what’s gonna happen now, right? Underdeveloped plot that’s only there for sexytimes to happen.
And I think this is the part where I’ll start skipping the sex unless there’s something really fucked up in there. It’s just become a slog otherwise, and nobody wants that, amirite?
Anyway, let’s get started!