1539: Heroes and Villains – Chapter Seven, Part One

Title: Heroes and Villains
Author: Horrible’s Igor
Media: Television / Movies
Topic: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer / Kitchen Sink
Genre: Supernatural/Drama
URL: Heroes and Villains
Critiqued by TacoMagic and Eliza

Unngggh.  Hey, patrons.

“You look almost as bad as I feel.”

I’m not even sure how a birthday party for a two-year-old gets out-of-hand like that.  I’ve been to frat parties where I didn’t get near as drunk as I did last- *looks at the calendar* -week.

“Well, it was fine until Syl invited everyone to go drinking after Jiwe was put to bed.”

I should have just stuck with a plate of leftover cake and that bag of party favors.  Syl is oddly persuasive when she wants to be.

“Still, the memories will be there.  Mostly.  Things get a bit hazy after the Lysol shots.  Though I don’t think anyone will forget Markus and Glasses getting smashed and singing karaoke all night.”

No we won’t, much as we might try.  Anyway, let’s take a quick look at what happened last week.

“As usual, there wasn’t much of substance.  Buffy, Jimmy, and Olaf show up at Elsa’s palace, Buffy and Jimmy invite themselves in for dinner, Elsa serves them a PCC turkey that she was making, they have some light conversation about plot points that we were already well aware of, and then Elsa has a brief phone conversation with Willow wherein it’s revealed that Elsa plans to drug Taco with dessert.”

I’m still waiting for that dessert, by the way.  Unfortunately, this week we start chapter seven, which is about as long as the last two chapters combined.  Suffice to say that we’re going to be in for some longer riffs here.

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