1225: The Demi-Gods from Panem – Chapters One, Two, and Three

Title: The Demi-Gods from Panem
Author: Dont-Stop-The-MoriTeaParty
Media: Book / Movie
Topic: The Hunger Games / Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Genre: Humor/Adventure
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by agigabyte’s Sem and Goddess

Sem: Hello, I’ve decided to take a small break from Truth or Dare Surprise, and do something a bit different. If anyone remembers that fic riffed a while back called “half-blood go back”, well, I’m riffing its predecessor today. It’s rather short, at about six hundred words and three chapters. The last chapter is an interesting (Read: Rather dumb) author’s note. Based on the title, you can probably guess what it is, but if you can’t, well, it’s a somewhat common crossover. “Percy Jackson and the Olympians,” and “The Hunger Games.” Yes, this will be more interesting than trying to understand the English language. Let’s begin.

Chapter 1

This might be a drop off story.

Sem: Sadly, when you dropped this story, you didn’t write a better one.

Also if you think i own any of these character you are out of your mind.

Sem: And if you think this is necessary, you’re as woefully uninformed as most of the Fanfiction Community.

They were flying through the clouds at top speed

Sem: Who’s they? Why are they flying through the clouds? Are they in an airship? A plane? A giant magical feather? I’d assume it’s a plane, but you can never be sure with fics on this site.

and all of the sudden

Sem: And presumably from behind!

a purple shape

Sem: In this case, I feel that beige would be a more fitting color.

shows up right in front of them.

Sem: Excuse me for a moment. *Runs to Temporal Barf Bag Storage Room, and comes out a few minutes later* Please tell me this won’t happen again.

“Leo try to go around it” said Annabeth.

“Cant you see i’m trying to” he replied.

And then they were gone.

Sem: Well, this is riveting.

Leo woke up to Annabeth dumping a bucket of water on his face, bucket included.

Sem: This seems abusive by human standards.

I can’t believe I know enough about humanity to be able to say that.

He groaned as he sat up. Then the next thing he knew he was being dragged by some people in white to a large crowed.

Sem: Once again, I’m extremely riveted. Also, that seemed very fast. Did he pass out as he sat up? Or did the peacekeepers just appear suddenly and from behind?

“What are you guys, storm trooper rejects?” he said.

Sem: Is this in character? I haven’t read the books so I don’t kno-

Goddess: *Steps out of a Convenient Shadowy Corner™, courtesy of the PCC* Surprisingly, it is.

Sem: Really? A CSC?

Goddess: Yep. Let’s continue.

Apparently they didn’t like that and it earned him a smack on the back of his head with a gun.

Goddess: I doubt they’d get that reference, although they may have just not liked him talking.

He looked beside him and saw Annabeth being dragged as well. She had given up fighting a while ago.

When they dumped him into the crowed he looked up to the stage and saw a women with very bad fashion. That made him think of the girls in the Aphrodite cabin. They would probably beat her to death for such bad fashion sense.

Then he was woken up from his train of thought by Annabeth walking up to the stage. He saw her talking to the women on the stage. Then he saw the women walk up to a large glass bowl and pull out a piece of paper. She walked over to a microphone and said”Leo Valdez”

Sem: What’s happening? Did the Capitol know that Leo and Annabeth would be here? If so, how?

Goddess: They probably used a Datapad of Endless Knowledge Mk. II.

Sem: Is that the one that lets you have knowledge of the future and past?

Goddess: Yep.

Leo walked up to the stage and said “Welcome all Leo lovers” which earned him a smack from Annabeth and a glare from the other women.

The women said “I take it you like attention so i guess the games will be just right for you. Ladies and gentlemen the tributes from district 3”.

Then they were lead away from the stage and onto a train.

Goddess: This seems like an excuse plot. Although at least Leo is in character.

Chapter 2

Still don’t own any characters if you still thought that

Sem: Which we didn’t.

Percy woke up and for some random reason he felt he should walk up to the crowed of large people.

Goddess: Power of the Plot™

He got there in time to witness some girl screaming that she would volunteer. Volunteer for what he thought. Then he heard his name being called. he gasped and everyone looked his way. Wise girl is so going to kill me for this, he thought.

He walked up to the stage and the women up there said ” Do we have any volunteers?”. No responded so then they were lead away inside the building they stood infront of.

Percy had to sit in the tiniest room he had ever been in. He hatted every minute of it and his ADHD was acting up so he started pacing the room. After about 10 minute Percy and the other girl were lead onto a train.

The minute Percy got onto the train he knew that he shouldn’t be there. He and the other girl went and sat down on some very fluffy chairs. Then a very drunk guy came stumbling up the stair of the train. Percy knew he had to stay away from that guy. He learned that the girls name was Katniss Everdeen and that she had a sister named Prim that was twelve and that now that his name was called he had to fight to the death for the entertainment of the Capital called the Hunger Games.

Goddess: Damnit. Show, don’t tell.

These people are almost as bad as Kronos, almost, he thought. Percy needed to find a way out of this. Fast!

Sem: Is Percy in character?

Goddess: Of course not. Badfics are contractually obligated to have no more than one good character.

Chapter 3

um so i wont be posting for a while because i was mudered and now im dead!

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if you just fell for that you are very dumb

 

Sem: If you think anyone just fell for that, you’re rather dumb.

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i wont be posting because its christmas and im being lazy.

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so there

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if you dont like it well to bad for you

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also please review for more chapters!.

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see you guys later.

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actually i wont because i probably live very far from you.

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and i dont know you.

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so bye

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also dolphins are awesome

 

Goddess: Damnit. I hate these kinds of authors’ notes. Why can’t we just not have them?

Sem: Because Blue?

Goddess: Well, I’ll let you get back to Truth or Dare. See ya! *Teleports to the <i>Archon.

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24 Comments on “1225: The Demi-Gods from Panem – Chapters One, Two, and Three”

  1. AdmiralSakai says:

    “What are you guys, storm trooper rejects?” he said.

    Actually, probably just due to the 30+ years of more advanced manufacturing techniques that went into building it, the Peacekeeper armor looks better than the original Stormtrooper design.

  2. AdmiralSakai says:

    She had given up fighting a while ago.

    Sort of like the readers.

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    i wont be posting because its christmas and im being lazy.

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    so there

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    if you dont like it well to bad for you

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    also please review for more chapters!.

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    actually i wont because i probably live very far from you.

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    and i dont know you.

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    so bye

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    also dolphins are awesome

    Goddammit, she said show don’t tell, not slow don’t tell….

  4. agig: *Is reading through MV2 again* Goddamnit Herr. If I’m losing the game, so are you.

  5. Herr Wozzeck says:

    This might be a drop off story.

    What the hell is a “drop off” story?

  6. Herr Wozzeck says:

    “Leo try to go around it” said Annabeth.

    “Cant you see i’m trying to” he replied.

    And then they were gone.

    Jesus, and here I thought the Quarter Quell sequels had unrealistically fast pacing…

  7. Herr Wozzeck says:

    Then the next thing he knew he was being dragged by some people in white to a large crowed.

    I don’t know how you could go up to a large action, but hey.

  8. Herr Wozzeck says:

    She had given up fighting a while ago.

    Yes, and how do you know that?

  9. Herr Wozzeck says:

    When they dumped him into the crowed he looked up to the stage and saw a women with very bad fashion.

    *le gasp*

    Oh my God, they’re wearing old Christmas sweaters! How dare the citizens of Panem wear old Christmas sweaters!

    Fie and shame unto them!

  10. Herr Wozzeck says:

    This seems like an excuse plot.

    Gee, you think!? Sheesh, even District 9 and three quarters had more thought put into the crossover than this!

  11. Herr Wozzeck says:

    He walked up to the stage and the women up there said ” Do we have any volunteers?”.

    Pretty sure they didn’t do that with Peeta in the source materials…

  12. Herr Wozzeck says:

    The minute Percy got onto the train he knew that he shouldn’t be there. He and the other girl went and sat down on some very fluffy chairs. Then a very drunk guy came stumbling up the stair of the train. Percy knew he had to stay away from that guy. He learned that the girls name was Katniss Everdeen and that she had a sister named Prim that was twelve and that now that his name was called he had to fight to the death for the entertainment of the Capital called the Hunger Games.

    *facepalm*

    Egads, and I thought other fics were bad about telling shit…

  13. infinity421 says:

    Judging by the quality of other Percy Jackson ‘fics featured on here, I have absolutely no hope for this one before I’ve read even a single word of it.

    …I wonder what Riordan’s reaction to The Prayer Warriors would be like…


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