467: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Four Part Two

Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic:  As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: Removed from FF.Net.
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Welcome back to the second half of chapter 4.  You’ll love it as much as you loved the first half.

When we last left Team Stu they had just made an intensely slow get-away at airport.  For those of you unaware, the team is currently in city, which is where airport is located.  If you drive down road, you can’t miss it.

Anyway, they take off in a shiny new flying fortress and head for… wherever.

Ten minutes had passed since take off the survivors were all just sitting in the cargo bay nobody was talking all of them were just staring of in space thinking on what had just happened to them trying to figure out how samantha was brought back to life but up in the cockpit of the plane niko suddenly saw a bright red light explode causing him to immediately say over the intercom.

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461: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Four Part One

Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic:  As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: Removed from FF.Net.
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Welcome back to another day spent basking into the turdy aura of resident evil:reborn.  Today we embark upon one of the longest chapters of the fic.  Since not really anything worth mentioning has happened so far, I’ll just skip the rehash of last week and jump right in with the author’s note for chapter four.

okay here is chapter four hope you guys like this cause I am adding four other characters

Four more characters in a fic that’s already sporting a cast of Stus over 20 strong, the number of which is a mystery even to the authors.  I’m practically nauseous with anticipation.  Yes, that IS my new catchphrase.  Thank you for noticing.

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457: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Three

Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic:  As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: Removed from FF.Net.
Critiqued by TacoMagic

In an interesting turn of events, all the “sequals” to untold zombie chronicels were removed over the past week. Either because ID didn’t want to be associated with them anymore (possibly due to his inclusion in the Library), or because of rule violations (which wouldn’t be surprising). Either way, they’re gone.

Fear not, dear patrons, I (and by I, I mean Herr Wozzy) foresaw this possibility and saved copies of them all, so the riffing will continue on unhindered. Aren’t you just thrilled?

a small torch is lit and revealing the different faces of humans and dinosaur’s as the slightly muffled voice of a human said.

Meanwhile, in a darker part of the formless void.

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453: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Two

Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic:  As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Two
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Last week we were treated to some undiluted random badassery in order to introduce Wesker as the new Awesome McEvil of the fic.  Samantha came back to life with the magic of Nemesis, but otherwise not much happened.

So let’s just jump right in and see what chapter two takes us.

(location umbrella’s secret base)

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441: Not Another Magus Fanfic – Oneshot

Title: Not Another Magus Fanfic
Author: Captain B
Media: Video Game
Topic:  Chrono Trigger
Genre: Adventure/Mystery
URL: Not Another Magus Fanfic
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Welcome back to another Wednesday.  This week is the last week in my oneshot extravaganza, so let’s end it on a really, really bad note.

Let’s check out the summary of this fic that promises to not be another Magus squee fic:

Just when Magus thought it was safe to settle down, he runs into some trouble with a band of bounty hunters after Janus, then befriends a young woman who swipes his amulet. Magus knows more about his new partner than he reveals, but doesn’t trust her.

Not terrible, though the Janus/Magus thing is way, way overplayed.  But whatever.   Let’s take a look at why this fic is here, shall we?

Thousands upon thousands of years ago, before the luxury of speed bikes and

weather domes, before people even used guns, before even mystics themselves,

The earth was a series of islands, peninsulas, small continents, seas,
rivers, and

lakes, caused by a massive tidal wave. One of these islands was home to a village

of refugees from the tidal wave. Boats and ships would periodically sail to and from

the island, either with supplies or passengers. On this island was a mountain, on

which all of the villager’s houses were located.

*Eyes start bleeding*

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