442: Indian jones and the gears of war – Oneshot
Posted: May 2, 2013 Filed under: Gears of War, Indian jones and the gears of war, Indian jones and the gears of war, Indiana Jones | Tags: Adventure, Gears of War, Herr Wozzeck, Indiana Jones, Movie, Sci-Fi, Video Game 7 Comments »Title: Indian jones and the gears of war
Author: phatus
Media: Movie/Video Game
Topic: Indiana Jones/Gears of War
Genre: Adventure/Sci-Fi
URL: Indian jones and the gears of war
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another snarking. Again, we have another really horrible oneshot. I’m going to start this snarking by showing you the summary:
Indian jones when researching ancient Nazi artifacts finds a portal to something he didnt expect, he makes new friends and enemies, with a bit of romance along the way in this epic tale
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is all one sentence. And here’s something else to note: this “epic tale” is less than a thousand words long. Yeah. I don’t think it could really get that epic if it’s less than a thousand words long.
But then again, it’s very likely that this guy is a troll. I say that, because almost all of his stories are like this. And I can tell you from his Dead Space oneshot that I looked at once upon a time that his stories really are trollfics. So don’t take this too seriously, ‘cause I’m pretty sure this author is fucking with us.
So… let’s get started, shall we?
438: Origins – One Shot
Posted: April 24, 2013 Filed under: Metroid, Origins | Tags: Metroid, Sci-Fi, TacoMagic, Video Game 9 Comments »Title: Origins
Author: Greyfox7
Media: Video Game
Topic: Metroid
Genre: Sci-Fi
URL: Origins
Critiqued by TacoMagic
This week I’ve got another brief one-shot starring a fast evolving Stu. Since I own, and have beaten all the Metroid games, I felt somewhat qualified to take on a Metroid fic. Unfortunately for me, this fic has almost nothing to do with Metroid.
Let’s check out the summary.
The Federation had other heroes besides Samus Aran. Heroes who risked everything to save the lives of the innocent. Heroes who lost everything to complete their duty.
Yeah. I’m just gonna count that as a Stu point.
*Adds Trajik Hero to the Stu-Pot*
412: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith Chapter Fifteen, Part Two
Posted: March 13, 2013 Filed under: A Jedi's Destiny, A Jedi's Destiny, Land Before Time, Star Wars | Tags: Adventure, Cross-Over, Land Before Time, Movie, Sci-Fi, Star Wars, TacoMagic 3 Comments »Title: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith
Author: Jedi472
Media: Movie
Topic: Star Wars / Land Before Time
Genre: Sci Fi / Adventure
URL: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith – Chapter 15
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Well, ladies and gentlemen, here we are. The last installment of A Jedi’s Destiny. I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.
Last time we watched one of the most inept base infiltrations since… uh, chapter 2. Delta Squad wandered around with the dinosaur kids, using “they’re prisoners, see!” as an extremely flimsy cover. Eventually they’re called on it and they have to gun down a bunch of technicians. They then place some explosives in an area that will do only superficial damage to the star destroyer and then head out. Meanwhile, Sith-Stu wanders around for a bit and then stumbles into the primary communications center. He kills a pair of people in a needlessly showy way, and then has R3 hack the ship. While doing so, R3 finds a folder marked “Deus Ex Lima” and decides to check it out. Said folder is filled with all kinds of pertinent information about the Galaxy Gun, which would probably be more helpful if this fic were just a little longer than it is.
407:A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith Chapter Fifteen, Part One
Posted: March 6, 2013 Filed under: A Jedi's Destiny, A Jedi's Destiny, Land Before Time, Star Wars | Tags: Adventure, Cross-Over, Land Before Time, Movie, Sci-Fi, Star Wars, TacoMagic 2 Comments »Title: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith
Author: Jedi472
Media: Movie
Topic: Star Wars / Land Before Time
Genre: Sci Fi / Adventure
URL: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith – Chapter 15
Critiqued by TacoMagic
We’re in the last chapter! Hurrah! But that still means we have a whole chapter to get through. Boo.
Last time our ragtag group of Stu worshipers started enacting “Plan Stupid.” They killed some scouts, stole some uniforms, and snuck into the super star destroyer with the cunning use of inept guards. There they split into two groups. The first group is team delta and all the dinosaurs. They’re going to plant explosives on a generator to allow their ship to get away. Stu is the other group and is going off alone so that he can have some unfettered badassery… err, I mean so he can get some intelligence data from the ship.
I also have a feeling there’s going to be a battle with Malak in our near future, but I’m foolishly hoping that our author isn’t going to be that cliché.
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403: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith Chapter Fourteen, Part Two
Posted: February 27, 2013 Filed under: A Jedi's Destiny, A Jedi's Destiny, Land Before Time, Star Wars | Tags: Adventure, Cross-Over, Land Before Time, Movie, Sci-Fi, Star Wars, TacoMagic 6 Comments »Title: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith
Author: Jedi472
Media: Movie
Topic: Star Wars / Land Before Time
Genre: Sci Fi / Adventure
URL: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith – Chapter 14
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Welcome back to the latter half of the second-to-last chapter of A Jedi’s Destiny. We’re in the home stretch!
Last time our adventurers chased a TIE interceptor through a canyon and almost crashed into an imperial star destroyer, veering off at the last moment to hide in a cave. Luckily, nobody saw them. Stu and the Worshipers (horrible band, by the way) decide that they need to infiltrate the star destroyer in order to gather intelligence. It’s your basic sneak in plan: knock out some scouts, steal their uniforms, sneak in, compromise their com channels, download all their data, blow up a large portion of the ship, and hope that nobody thinks of changing all the com access codes as a precaution. Also, in a bold move, the team decides to bring the child dinosaurs with them. This will provide a strategic advantage for the group because [information missing]. Ducky and Petrie are also given blasters because this team is dangerously stupid.
Honestly, Jedi421 makes it really, really hard to not root for the Empire, so I’m just going to go ahead and root for them.

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