422: A CAVE Story Unabriged – One Shot

Title: A CAVE Story Unabriged
Author: BlueRetroPenguin
Media: Video Game
Topic:  Cave Story
Genre: Humor/Parody
URL: A CAVE Story Unabriged
Critiqued by TacoMagic

WARNING:  This thing is bad.  Very bad.  There are references to attempted rape and implied pedophilia, though I do skip most of it.  You have been warned.  Honestly, I’m only posting this thing because I was stupid enough to read it and I need to rage out a bit.

Welcome back to another one-shot!  This week I bring you an example at how to utterly fail at a humor/parody fic.  The thing to keep in mind here is that, for a fic to be a  member of that genre, your writing needs to be funny.  This isn’t only not funny, but is a near incomprehensible wreck of sexism, violence, and swearing.  I honestly hope this thing is a troll fic, but I’ve listened to teenagers enough these days to suspect that they honestly think this… thing is hilarious.

How bad of a wreck?  Well, for starters, the title of the fic has one word randomly in all caps and another word misspelled.  This is gonna be goooooood.  Also, I invite you to look at BlueRetroPenguine’s profile.  I’ll wait.

*Wait’s patiently*

Yes, you’re allowed to want to hit him in the face with a shovel now.  I don’t have a shovel, but I do have a-

*GONG*

BRP, get over yourself.

Anyway, before we dive into this fic, let’s check the summary, which caught my attention immediately:

For all of you who were baffled by how bland the Cave story dialouge was not the plot we have spiced this cave story up. This is a collaboration with authors BlueRetroPenguin and Lunara the Ara using Cave Story. Enjoy, or perish. Very, Eh-hem, Wordy

First, the dialogue was fine, so I have no idea why these three are taking issue with it.  Second, don’t threaten me or I’ll riff your work- oh, well look at that, I am.  And third, saying that a fic which is only 500 words per chapter and 3 chapters long is “wordy” is just… yeah.  It also amazes me that something so short required three authors to write.

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Sunday Special – Mary Sue Always Wins! Especially In HUNGER GAMES!

Title: Mary Sue Always Wins! Especially In HUNGER GAMES!
Author: xXFallenSnowAngelXx
Media: Book / Movie
Topic:  The Hunger Games
Genre: Humor/Parody
URL: Mary Sue Always Wins! Especially In HUNGER GAMES!
Critiqued By Herr Wozzeck

Hello guys, and welcome to today’s Sunday Special.

Well, I felt in the mood to look for some Hunger Games fanfic to find something in another canon that I could snark at. So while looking for stuff, I encountered this fic.

Now, what is this fic, you might ask? Well, it’s a rather hilarious take on the Mary Sue as it applies to the Hunger Games continuum. How does it work?

Well, allow me to show you how.

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206: This Story Has Nothing To Do With Underwear – One Shot

Title: This Story Has Nothing To Do With Underwear
Author: dragondolphin1990
Media: Book / Movie
Topic: Harry Potter / Lord of the Rings / The Great Gatsby
Genre: Humor / Parody / Cross-Over
URL: This Story Has Nothing To Do With Underwear
Critiqued by Addicted Reader

So we’re back in the crossover section today with quite a doozy:  a triple crossover that makes no sense at all!  Let’s take a look a look at the summary, which really tells us all we need to know:

Dumbledore, Gandalf, and Jay Gatsby? What the heck?

Yup, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and The Great Gatsby all in one fic.  I can see combining HP and LotR, though it’s not very original.  Combining either with Gatsby seems a bit odd, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be done well.

This fic, however, is well summed-up by the author’s “What the heck?”  If you’re asking that about your own work, maybe it’s a bad idea.

Just a thought.

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100: Assault of the Innocent of Damnation – Chapters One, Two, Five, Four, and Six

Title: Assault of the Innocent of Damnation
Author: Addicted Reader, Ghostcat, Indy, Lara, Lyle, TacoMagic
Media: Yes
Topic: Yes
Genre: Yes
URL: Assault of the Innocent of Damnation – Chapters 1, 2, 5, 4, 6
Warning
For our 100th post, your librarians decided to give you, Gentle Readers, a glimpse at the sort of pigs’-wallow we’re forced to wade through on a semi-daily basis.  Some of this is exaggerated.  Sadly, a lot of it isn’t.  *raises up a glass of  bubbly*  Here’s to another 100 snarkalicious riffs!


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87: The Handy Dandy Notebook – One Shot

Title: The Handy Dandy Notebook
Author: Peoplepersonsof DooM
Media: Television
Topic: Blue’s Clues
Genre: Parody / Drama
URL:The Handy Dandy Notebook
Critiqued by Lyle

I’m not certain what is more disturbing about this fic: the fact that it’s a fanfiction based on the children’s television program Blue’s Clues or… no that’s probably the most disturbing part.  It’s a fanfiction… of Blue’s Clues.

Blue’s Clues, for those without toddlers and are unfamiliar with the source material, is a show on PBS about a grown man (live action) that lives in a cartoon house (green-screen-a-rific) with a sentient blue dog.  Every day, they play a game called “Blue’s Clues” in order to figure out what it is that Blue, the dog, is trying to relate to Steve (in the first seasons) or Joe (Steve’s younger brother who takes over when Steve goes to college in later seasons).  The game consists of three clues throughout the house and surrounding yard.  When they find a clue, they draw it in their Handy Dandy Notebook.  After all three clues are found, they sit in the Thinking Chair and figure it out.  Toddlers love this.  My son is on episode 118.

Anyway, the house is filled with other sentient objects (Salt and Pepper Shakers, Tickety the Clock, Side Table, Mailbox, Shovel and Pail, Slippery the Soap Bar…) and there are sentient animals that come over to visit, such as Periwinkle, the cat that can actually speak English.

Now, I realize that this fic is labled as a parody.  Unlike other parodies we’ve seen here (such as the one highlighted yesterday) this fic actually sucks.  It deserves to be here if only because it’s a fricking fanfiction of the children’s television program Blue’s Clues.  Let’s dive in, shall we?

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