467: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Four Part Two
Posted: June 19, 2013 Filed under: Call of Duty, Land Before Time, resident evil:reborn, resident evil:reborn | Tags: AU, Call of Duty, Cross-Over, Kitchen Sink, Land Before Time, Left 4 Dead, Movie, Resident Evil, TacoMagic, Video Game 5 Comments »Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: Removed from FF.Net.
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Welcome back to the second half of chapter 4. You’ll love it as much as you loved the first half.
When we last left Team Stu they had just made an intensely slow get-away at airport. For those of you unaware, the team is currently in city, which is where airport is located. If you drive down road, you can’t miss it.
Anyway, they take off in a shiny new flying fortress and head for… wherever.
Ten minutes had passed since take off the survivors were all just sitting in the cargo bay nobody was talking all of them were just staring of in space thinking on what had just happened to them trying to figure out how samantha was brought back to life but up in the cockpit of the plane niko suddenly saw a bright red light explode causing him to immediately say over the intercom.
461: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Four Part One
Posted: June 5, 2013 Filed under: Call of Duty, Land Before Time, resident evil:reborn, resident evil:reborn | Tags: AU, Call of Duty, Cross-Over, Kitchen Sink, Land Before Time, Left 4 Dead, Movie, Resident Evil, TacoMagic, Video Game 37 Comments »Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: Removed from FF.Net.
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Welcome back to another day spent basking into the turdy aura of resident evil:reborn. Today we embark upon one of the longest chapters of the fic. Since not really anything worth mentioning has happened so far, I’ll just skip the rehash of last week and jump right in with the author’s note for chapter four.
okay here is chapter four hope you guys like this cause I am adding four other characters
Four more characters in a fic that’s already sporting a cast of Stus over 20 strong, the number of which is a mystery even to the authors. I’m practically nauseous with anticipation. Yes, that IS my new catchphrase. Thank you for noticing.
457: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Three
Posted: May 29, 2013 Filed under: Call of Duty, Land Before Time, resident evil:reborn, resident evil:reborn | Tags: AU, Call of Duty, Kitchen Sink, Land Before Time, Left 4 Dead, Movie, Resident Evil, TacoMagic, Video Game 18 Comments »Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: Removed from FF.Net.
Critiqued by TacoMagic
In an interesting turn of events, all the “sequals” to untold zombie chronicels were removed over the past week. Either because ID didn’t want to be associated with them anymore (possibly due to his inclusion in the Library), or because of rule violations (which wouldn’t be surprising). Either way, they’re gone.
Fear not, dear patrons, I (and by I, I mean Herr Wozzy) foresaw this possibility and saved copies of them all, so the riffing will continue on unhindered. Aren’t you just thrilled?
a small torch is lit and revealing the different faces of humans and dinosaur’s as the slightly muffled voice of a human said.
Meanwhile, in a darker part of the formless void.
450: resident evil:reborn – Chapter One
Posted: May 15, 2013 Filed under: Call of Duty, resident evil:reborn | Tags: Call of Duty, Cross-Over, Kitchen Sink, Land Before Time, Left 4 Dead, Movie, Resident Evil, Video Game 16 Comments »Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: resident evil:reborn – Chapter one
Critiqued by TacoMagic
OK, so if you’ve been with the library for a while, or if you’ve exhaustively read our archives, you might remember a massive and incoherent fail-fest called call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels by Insane Doctor. At the end of zombie chronicels I threatened all of you with the fact that there are 2 sequels to that mess. Well, since I had a tie for votes, I headed over to ol’ random.org and flipped a coin between the two contestants, the sequel to zombie cronicels, resident evil:reborn (no space or capitalization), won the flip.
Interestingly, since zombie chronicels was removed due to a violation of FF.net rules (due to the graphic dinosaur pedophilia), Insane Doctor has changed his moniker to The Insane Shadow Hunter, and changed his profile. It now no longer reads like it was written by a murder-worshiping 14-year-old. Rather it reads like a self-aggrandizing 16-year-old with partial literacy wrote it. I’ll take small improvements where I can get them. To keep things simple, I’m going to keep referring to the authors as Insane Doctor (ID) and JudgementDragon25 (JD25), since those are the names still on the title-page of this fic and the author insertions still retain those names too.
ID has also started a really, really bad My Little Pony fic that I’ve added to our orphaned fics list. My guess is either Herr or Ghostie may want to take a crack at that. On the plus side, he actually capitalizes words in that fic.
Anyway, without further ado, let’s see what awaits us in resident evil:reborn! Read the rest of this entry »
412: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith Chapter Fifteen, Part Two
Posted: March 13, 2013 Filed under: A Jedi's Destiny, A Jedi's Destiny, Land Before Time, Star Wars | Tags: Adventure, Cross-Over, Land Before Time, Movie, Sci-Fi, Star Wars, TacoMagic 3 Comments »Title: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith
Author: Jedi472
Media: Movie
Topic: Star Wars / Land Before Time
Genre: Sci Fi / Adventure
URL: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith – Chapter 15
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Well, ladies and gentlemen, here we are. The last installment of A Jedi’s Destiny. I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.
Last time we watched one of the most inept base infiltrations since… uh, chapter 2. Delta Squad wandered around with the dinosaur kids, using “they’re prisoners, see!” as an extremely flimsy cover. Eventually they’re called on it and they have to gun down a bunch of technicians. They then place some explosives in an area that will do only superficial damage to the star destroyer and then head out. Meanwhile, Sith-Stu wanders around for a bit and then stumbles into the primary communications center. He kills a pair of people in a needlessly showy way, and then has R3 hack the ship. While doing so, R3 finds a folder marked “Deus Ex Lima” and decides to check it out. Said folder is filled with all kinds of pertinent information about the Galaxy Gun, which would probably be more helpful if this fic were just a little longer than it is.
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