Title: Their Mockingjay
Topic: The Hunger Games
URL: Their Mockingjay
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the Library. Well, what would you know, but my first Hunger Games fic here at the library is in fact a oneshot. Who figured?
And yes, I like the Hunger Games books. Do they have things that don’t work? Sure. But the things that do work far outweigh those that don’t, and I like how Katniss is as a character, being strong and independent but also having her insecurities. I quite like the character of Katniss Everdeen, as she actually is a fairly well-written female character.
So it kind of annoys me when people totally miss the characterization she has in the books. As this fic does. Well, aside from one other pretty big thing, anyhow.
With that said, let’s get started.
This week I’m bringing you a short, sweet, and pretty banal Star Wars humor slash fic call Hide and Seek. Given how badly last week’s riff turned out, I figured I’d go with something safe. That is to say, something very drab and uninteresting, which are good qualities for a humor fic.
To start we get some setting. Sort of.
Title: Hide and Seek
Disclaimer: Not mine, it’s all George’s.
Setting: Pre-RotS, Anakin has been Knighted.
Summary: The boys play hide and seek. Or at least Anakin does. ObiAni slash
Crap! I guess all that stuff is provided by the FF.net listing already. Go get ‘em Crunchy!
*Tosses an Iguanodon leg into the hallway*
I like this chapter for two reasons: one, it marks the halfway point of this waste of internet space, and two, it’s pretty short. Not that NWY is capable of writing a chapter-length chapter (if that even makes sense) but you know.
Hey, guys! Wassup?!? Are you ready for another rip-roaring chapter of Once in A Lifetime?
Yeah, neither am I.
Loki and I got ready to go. I found an old outfit of my ex boyfriends and gave it to him to wear.
“Ready to go?”
Wow, that’s wrong. Why is A-Sue dressing up Loki in all of her exes’ clothes? At least, I’m assuming she means all of her exes because there’s no apostrophe to indicate singular possession. Better question, why does she still have all of her exes’ clothes? She must have had a lot of exes if she has enough of their clothes to make an entire outfit. And why would Loki need them? Can’t he just magic back the suit and scarf ensemble we saw in Thor and The Avengers? You would also think she might give him some time after handing him some clothes to get ready. Guess not.