Posted: May 9, 2013 | Author: Herr Wozzeck | Filed under: Robot Revelution, Sonic the Hedgehog | Tags: Friendship, Herr Wozzeck, Horror, Saw, Sonic the Hedgehog |
Title: Robot Revelution
Author: JjMixxTheRapperMegaCat
Media: Video Game/Movie
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog/”Saw”
Genre: Horror/Friendship
URL: Robot Revelution part 1, Robot Revelution Part 2, and Robot Revelution
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another week of doing shorter fics and oneshots. We continue that trend with… a Sonic fic with three really short chapters, one chapter of which crosses over with the Saw franchise?
Huh… one is about a blue hedgehog with too many friends who is cartoony… and the other is a really twisted horror franchise about people who get murdered in death traps. Yeah… I don’t sense that this juxtaposition is going to end well.
Well, the upside is that these chapters are very short—The longest chapter is a hair over four hundred words. So let’s get started, shall we?
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Posted: December 7, 2012 | Author: GhostCat Chronicles | Filed under: Batman, Batman Arkham Asylum: The Untold story, Batman Arkham Asylum: The Untold story, Batman: Arkham Asylum | Tags: Adventure, Batman, Batman Arkham Asylum: The Untold story, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Ghostcat, Horror, Video Game, Video Games |
Title: Batman Arkham Asylum: The Untold story
Author: Jpcthunder
Media: Video Game
Topic: Batman: Arkham Asylum
Genre: Adventure/Horror
URL: Chapter 1
URL: Chapter 2
URL: Chapter 3
Critiqued by Ghostcat
Good :insert current time of day here: to you, my wonderful Patrons! I’m here today with a delightful little one-shot from the video games section, specifically Batman: Arkham Asylum. While I am not much of a gamer myself, I do have a certain … fondness for the Caped Crusader so I’ve watched a number of walkthrough videos on YouTube. For some reason, even though this fic is called “The Untold story” it is about ninety-five percent straight plot regurgitation. (The remaining five percent is author insertion.)
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Posted: September 13, 2012 | Author: Herr Wozzeck | Filed under: Dragon Age, Gabriel Hawke | Tags: Crazy Ass-Author, Dragon Age, General, Herr Wozzeck, Horror, Not Safe For Work, Video Game |
Title: Gabriel Hawke
Author: Raifa
Media: Video Game
Topic: Dragon Age
Genre: Horror/General
URL: Gabriel Hawke
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello once again, children, and welcome to the final chapter of this snarking of Gabriel Hawke. We’ve already seen Gabriel become the most unlikable douchenozzle in the history of unlikable douchenozzles, and it only got worse last chapter.
But as if that wasn’t enough, this author decided he would try to be Sigmund Freud. Where will that get us, pray tell?
Oh, it’ll make you hate this fic even more, I almost guarantee it. So let’s get started.
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Posted: September 6, 2012 | Author: Herr Wozzeck | Filed under: Dragon Age, Gabriel Hawke | Tags: Crazy Ass-Author, Dragon Age, General, Herr Wozzeck, Horror, Not Safe For Work, Video Game |
Title: Gabriel Hawke
Author: Raifa
Media: Video Game
Topic: Dragon Age
Genre: Horror/General
URL: Gabriel Hawke
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello, guys, and welcome back to our Gabriel Hawke snarking.
Well… really, what more should I say about this snarking? We hit our first chapter, and not only does this story expect us to support a hero who’s a crazy murderer/rapist, but it glorifies his actions as if they’re something to be admired.
Oh yeah, and there are plenty of run-ons, with lots of thesaurus abuse peppered in for good measure. That too.
So yeah. We had all that, and we barely even left the first chapter. Thankfully, the fic actually gets tamer as we go along, so throughout the rest of this riff you won’t really have to deal with overly graphic depictions of anything. Of course, it somehow finds ways to become even more offensive and even more disgusting even despite the lowered gore factor, so unfortunately, you’re still going to hate this fic.
Prepare your helmets, guys: Chapter 2 is gonna be a doozy.
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Posted: August 30, 2012 | Author: Herr Wozzeck | Filed under: Dragon Age, Gabriel Hawke | Tags: Crazy Ass-Author, Dragon Age, General, Herr Wozzeck, Horror, Not Safe For Work, Video Game |
Title: Gabriel Hawke
Author: Raifa
Media: Video Game
Topic: Dragon Age
Genre: Horror/General
URL: Gabriel Hawke
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
WARNING: This fic contains extremely graphic references to rape, murder, and other forms of violence against a woman. Seriously: some of the description is so graphic that several passages had to be censored. Because of this and the nature of how the acts mentioned above are depicted in this fic, readers who are sensitive to such topics may wish to (and probably should) skip this riff entirely. This riff is also extremely NSFW.
Hello once again patrons. Well, I thought I’d turn to an old thing here. It’s an old thing that got deleted, but through some complicated internet tomfoolery I managed to get it backed up before it got deleted. Why?
Because it is so awful and so morally bankrupt that its awfulness actually deserves to serve society as a reminder of how not to write a fic with a “ruthless” main character.
Yes, I say “morally bankrupt”. This fanfic is way more morally bankrupt than any other fic I have ever read in my life. Perhaps the best way to show how morally bankrupt it would be to tell you this little anecdote: when I showed this fic to a criminal psychologist that so happened to have a fanfiction.net account, he compared this fanfic to the journal entries of one Seung-Hui Cho. Yeah. This fic was compared to the guy behind the Virginia Tech shooting.
This is gonna be so much fun, especially at the part when I start raging at the thing that shows that this fic never had a chance in hell at working.
Let’s not waste any time.
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