448: Don’t Stop Believing – Chapter Two
Posted: May 11, 2013 Filed under: Don't Stop Believing, Dragon Ball Z | Tags: Anime, Baffle Blend, Dragon Ball Z, Friendship, Movie, Romance, Television 23 Comments »Title: Don’t Stop Believing
Author: Emineminems
Media: Television / Movie
Topic: Dragon Ball Z
Genre: Friendship / Romance
URL: Don’t Stop Believing – Chapter Two
Critiqued By Baffle Blend
Welcome, welcome, patrons. Baffle Blend here again. I’m not in a good mood today, so let’s skip the theatrics and let’s get this shit over with.
Last time on Don’t Stop Believing, Trunks and Pan left two OCs that had no reason to be there. Then they got onto a subway- sorry I totally mean train, where they then proceed to have no idea where they’re sitting. Then it’s mushy stuff for the rest of the chapter.
I expect no differences here.
446: Robot Revelution – “Oneshot”
Posted: May 9, 2013 Filed under: Robot Revelution, Sonic the Hedgehog | Tags: Friendship, Herr Wozzeck, Horror, Saw, Sonic the Hedgehog 22 Comments »Title: Robot Revelution
Author: JjMixxTheRapperMegaCat
Media: Video Game/Movie
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog/”Saw”
Genre: Horror/Friendship
URL: Robot Revelution part 1, Robot Revelution Part 2, and Robot Revelution
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another week of doing shorter fics and oneshots. We continue that trend with… a Sonic fic with three really short chapters, one chapter of which crosses over with the Saw franchise?
Huh… one is about a blue hedgehog with too many friends who is cartoony… and the other is a really twisted horror franchise about people who get murdered in death traps. Yeah… I don’t sense that this juxtaposition is going to end well.
Well, the upside is that these chapters are very short—The longest chapter is a hair over four hundred words. So let’s get started, shall we?
444: Don’t Stop Believing – Chapter One
Posted: May 4, 2013 Filed under: Don't Stop Believing, Dragon Ball Z | Tags: Anime, Baffle Blend, Dragon Ball Z, Friendship, Movie, Romance, Television 15 Comments »Title: Don’t Stop Believing
Author: Emineminems
Media: Television / Movie
Topic: Dragon Ball Z
Genre: Friendship / Romance
URL: Don’t Stop Believing – Chapter One
Critiqued By Baffle Blend
Hello, fans of the Library. I, Baffle Blend, am also a fan of the library. And as a fan of the library, I-
*Siren blares*
*Click*
Shut up, DRD. If I’m going to be submitting a guest riff, I’m not going to be a copycat.
Anyway, I’m going to tackle a Dragon Ball Z fanfic by… “Emineminems”, and things already aren’t looking good. Just look at the summary.
439: Sunshine – Oneshot
Posted: April 25, 2013 Filed under: Chronicles of Narnia, Sunshine, Sunshine, Twilight | Tags: Book, Chronicles of Narnia, Friendship, Herr Wozzeck, Movie, Romance, Twilight 33 Comments »Title: Sunshine
Author: Calyn
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Chronicles of Narnia/Twilight
Genre: Romance/Friendship
URL: Sunshine
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the Library.
*wipes his forehead *
Believe me, I’m also really relieved that I am done with Parallel Realities. Seriously, that fic was so shitty that it was incredible how bad it was. That it gathered the following it did is even crazier, if you ask me. But whatever, it’s done now, and now I can move to other things.
And the first thing we’re going to move on to? Why, it’s one of the creepiest fanfics I’ve ever read! And it’ll also be the first time I’ve ever snarked at a Twilight fanfic, too! And oh yeah, let’s not forget about Narnia, that too. Yep, it’s a fic about the Pevensies, with a specific focus on Lucy Pevensie. Huh… I don’t know if I should be charmed of frightened by the prospect of Lucy Pevensie getting along really well with Edward Cullen. That’s… uh… yeah.
So let’s get to it, shall we?
279: Lament of Day – One Shot
Posted: June 26, 2012 Filed under: Fairy Tale, Lament of Day | Tags: Addicted Reader, Angst, Book, Fairy Tale, Friendship 10 Comments »Title: Lament of Day
Author: Keysofsnow
Media: Book
Topic: Fairy Tale
Genre: Angst / Friendship
URL: Lament of Day
Critiqued by Addicted Reader
Well, hello there. Please, come in, join me. For today’s snarking, I have wandered back to the “fairy tale” section. Today’s fanfic is a very vague and poorly worded retelling of “Beauty and the Beast.” The author starts the body of the story with the summary, so let’s just jump right in:
Lament of Day
Beauty and the Beast. Because things are less clear in the dark, and make light of it for me.
That is not a sentence. And other than naming the fairy tale being fanfic’d here, it is pretty devoid of information. But you can all see why I picked it to snark.
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