Welcome back, patrons! Today I’ve got a short, sweet little wreck called Larry The Lemming vs. Satan. It’s a three chapter powerhouse that’s not quite 900 words. On the plus side, none of them are author’s notes. The premise here is pretty simple, there’s a lemming, his name is Larry, he squares off against Satan.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to part two of the Jedi snarking. Now, this is where this particular snarking will end (See? I told you it would be shorter than the NWO fic.). Now, you might be wondering “but Herr, isn’t it a bit early to end this fic?”
Well… Jedi is unfinished, actually, and it’s an extreme case of dead fic. The last update was in 2004, so it’s not likely that this thing will ever be updated again. In lieu of that…
Well, it makes it easier for me, you know? Let’s jump right into the action!
Author: Colorado Kid
Topic: Star Wars/My Little Pony
URL: Jedi: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Oh hello again, ladies and gentlemen, and Happy New Year to all of you! It’s actually kinda hilarious, here, ’cause for me, we’re actually going to be snarking at a new fic today. This time, we’ll have a short fic to tackle that will be done in two parts.
What is this fic? Why, it’s a crossover between MLP and Star Wars. Now, this is actually G1 My Little Pony rather than the better known Friendship is Magic, but I doubt it really matters much. The first two chapters spend a lot of time in the Star Wars canon and MLP is only tagged on as an afterthought, so I don’t think it’ll make that much difference (though it will be a shame, what with not being able to rage at FIM getting violated).
And I think there will be one question that you will be asking when this is all over:
Well… let’s get started with this, shall we? This fic isn’t gonna snark itself, you know!
Welcome back, beloved Patrons! I’m here with the third and final chapter of The Faerie Princess, it’s shorter than the previous chapters but what it lacks in length it makes up for in sheer WTFness.
The previous chapter, much like this one, began right where the preceding chapter left off – with some generic fun-in-the-sun frolics. Our Mary Sue, Azura, fell asleep while sunbathing and then was transported via :mumblety-mumble: to some unknown but bleak and ruined landscape where she climbed a tower made of vines with a broken arm. Once inside the tower/palace, the sparkly MacGuffin necklace led her to a fountain, which pulled a Transformer and opened up to reveal :more mumbling: and there was a lot of glowing going on. That’s pretty much where we are now.
Aloha, dearest Patrons, and a Happy Black Friday to you all! Thank you for taking time out of your busy shopping schedule to read my ramblings. I’m back with the second chapter of The Faerie Princess, titled The Faerie Realm. If you’re just joining me, let me fill you in on what happened in the first chapter.
It was a fairly standard “getting to know the characters” chapter in which the audience is introduced to four surfer boys of unknown age and three (possibly four) girls who have gone diving for shells without the proper equipment in an area poorly suited for the sport. One of these girls, a budding Sue named Azura, finds a pendant on a silver chain partially buried in the sand. As she puts it on, something approaches her suddenly and from behind.