455: Twitanic – Chapter 8
Posted: May 24, 2013 Filed under: Titanic, Twilight, Twitanic, Twitanic | Tags: Book, Drama, Ghostcat, Movie, Romance, Titanic, Twilight 19 Comments »Title: Twitanic
Author: mentos93
Media: Movie/Book
Topic: Twilight/Titanic
Genre: Romance/Drama
URL: Chapter 8
Critiqued by Ghostcat
Well, dear Patrons, I’m back with :sigh: yet another chapter of Twitanic madness. We’ve gone past the shark-jump point, people – it only gets stupider from here.
To my utter amazement, there were actual events in the last chapter! Edward has decided on a hands-off approach to dealing with his new-found family and Carlisle has announced his intentions to take both Anna-Bella and Rose back with them to California whether they want to go or not. The rest of the Cullen clan then joined Edward and Carlisle in New York, making the entire “living in Santa Monica” portion of the plot completely pointless, and told them about the Alaskan “wolfs” that the Magic Alice Ball detected. These “wolfs” want to make war on the clan for some reason, probably due to Jack’s conversion to the Sparkle Side. (Which they would have no logical reason to know about.)
Just to add a cherry to the chapter, Anna-Bella rushes over to Chez Cullen after the rest of the clan arrives to inform them that Rose has been abducted by Cal, the man who thinks Rose is dead yet somehow located and kidnapped her in an event that I’m sure will be explained at some point.
:eye-twitch:
Sorry, that’s been happening a lot. To the fic!
452: Twitanic – Chapter 7
Posted: May 17, 2013 Filed under: Titanic, Twilight, Twitanic, Twitanic | Tags: Book, Drama, Ghostcat, Movie, Romance, Titanic, Twilight 13 Comments »Title: Twitanic
Author: mentos93
Media: Movie/Book
Topic: Twilight/Titanic
Genre: Romance/Drama
URL: Chapter 7
Critiqued by Ghostcat
Hello once more, wonderous Patrons!
In the last pile of ponderous nothing I laid before you, not much happened. There was more conversation between Edward, Carlisle, and Rose – now with the added “excitement” of Anna-Bella, who probably still has no idea what’s going on. There was then a mid-chapter jump over to James (Transitions? What are those?) who impulsively decided to rummage through the attic and pulled out a few fragments of Edward’s back story that I’m still having trouble believing. There was then yet another unexplained hop over to Jack, where the Magic Alice Ball predicted an attack by Alaskan “wolfs”, prompting the clan of supernaturally strong sparklepires (who have plenty of time to set up a defense and nearly unlimited resources to throw into the project) to run away like scared children.
If the fic follows formula, this chapter will either pick up exactly where the last one ended, or there will be a sudden and unexplained scene shift to another location and/or character.
449: A conservation between Hagrid and Dumbledore – Oneshot
Posted: May 14, 2013 Filed under: A conservation between Hagrid and Dumbledore, Harry Potter | Tags: Book, Comfort, DawnFire, Drama, Harry Potter, Hurt 23 Comments »Title: A conservation between Hagrid and Dumbledore
Author: SilverWildRiver
Media: Book
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: It’s listed as Drama/Hurt/Comfort. I’m…slightly skeptical, but we’ll let it pass.
URL: A conservation between Hagrid and Dumbledore
Critiqued by DawnFire
Hi, guys! I’m DawnFire. Some of you may have noticed me posting comments on here recently; some of you have even replied, which has been fun. I’m one of several (many?) PPC Boarders who seem to have made their way over here. I’m not sure whether all of us owe thanks to HerrWozzeck for posting a link on the Board, or whether some of us were already here, but I’ll say it anyway: thanks, Herr!
447: Twitanic – Chapter 6
Posted: May 10, 2013 Filed under: Titanic, Twilight, Twitanic, Twitanic | Tags: Book, Drama, Ghostcat, Movie, Romance, Titanic, Twilight 12 Comments »Title: Twitanic
Author: mentos93
Media: Movie/Book
Topic: Twilight/Titanic
Genre: Romance/Drama
URL: Chapter 6
Critiqued by Ghostcat
Welcome once more, dear Patrons, to another chapter of Twilight/Titanic … stuff.
In the last chapter the audience was treated to a brief glimpse into the head of James, Edward’s doppelgänger who just happens to be his grandson and the stepbrother of Rose’s ex-fiance. It was the typical “I’m not one of you!” sort of stuff, and not very memorable. The narration abruptly switched from first-person to third-person (because reasons, I guess) and then skipped over to where Rose was having awkward conversation with Edward and Carlisle in her apartment. Edward pumps her for information about James, but she tells them about James’ father instead. She then somehow deduces that they are “Vampires” even though they haven’t done anything that would cause her to suspect that they are somehow otherworldly and then tricks Carlisle into confirming this by spinning a little story about how her father was killed in the woods and she was saved by a wolf. They then reveal that Jack is a sparklepire now, causing Rose to faint just as a dark-haired woman opens the door.
Now, on to the chapter!
443: Twitanic – Chapter 5
Posted: May 3, 2013 Filed under: Titanic, Twilight, Twitanic, Twitanic | Tags: Book, Drama, Ghostcat, Movie, Romance, Titanic, Twilight 2 Comments »Title: Twitanic
Author: mentos93
Media: Movie/Book
Topic: Twilight/Titanic
Genre: Romance/Drama
URL: Chapter 5
Critiqued by Ghostcat
I’m back with another chapter of disaster, dear Patrons. Before we move on to the next chapter, let’s go over the highlights from our last dip into failure’s fondue pot.
:consults notes:
There was that irritating Author’s Note that finally informed the audience that this AU fic is – surprise, surprise – an AU fic. Edward and Carlisle arrived in New York, Edward ran off after some guy who looked like him that he saw at the train station and Carlisle headed to the office of a doctor he knows who tended to some of the survivors. There was a rather pointless scene where Edward, who is still following the guy from the station, runs into the cafe where Anna-Bella (who is now officially Bella) works, sits for a minute, and then leaves. Carlisle finds out that Rose is pregnant and then runs into her as he is leaving the doctor’s office. She freaks out and takes off, but he easily catches her and they have a heart-to-heart in a park. Edward arrives at the park somehow and Rose mistakes him for someone named James, who is likely the lookalike he was following earlier.
The chapter begins with yet another Author’s Note, this one informing the audience that there are no Volturi in the fic. I don’t know why the audience is being informed of this now; so far there haven’t been any penguins in the fic either and that fact hasn’t rated a pointless Author’s Note.
Clearly the author is an anti-penguinite.
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