450: resident evil:reborn – Chapter One
Posted: May 15, 2013 Filed under: Call of Duty, resident evil:reborn | Tags: Call of Duty, Cross-Over, Kitchen Sink, Land Before Time, Left 4 Dead, Movie, Resident Evil, Video Game 16 Comments »Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: resident evil:reborn – Chapter one
Critiqued by TacoMagic
OK, so if you’ve been with the library for a while, or if you’ve exhaustively read our archives, you might remember a massive and incoherent fail-fest called call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels by Insane Doctor. At the end of zombie chronicels I threatened all of you with the fact that there are 2 sequels to that mess. Well, since I had a tie for votes, I headed over to ol’ random.org and flipped a coin between the two contestants, the sequel to zombie cronicels, resident evil:reborn (no space or capitalization), won the flip.
Interestingly, since zombie chronicels was removed due to a violation of FF.net rules (due to the graphic dinosaur pedophilia), Insane Doctor has changed his moniker to The Insane Shadow Hunter, and changed his profile. It now no longer reads like it was written by a murder-worshiping 14-year-old. Rather it reads like a self-aggrandizing 16-year-old with partial literacy wrote it. I’ll take small improvements where I can get them. To keep things simple, I’m going to keep referring to the authors as Insane Doctor (ID) and JudgementDragon25 (JD25), since those are the names still on the title-page of this fic and the author insertions still retain those names too.
ID has also started a really, really bad My Little Pony fic that I’ve added to our orphaned fics list. My guess is either Herr or Ghostie may want to take a crack at that. On the plus side, he actually capitalizes words in that fic.
Anyway, without further ado, let’s see what awaits us in resident evil:reborn! Read the rest of this entry »
412: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith Chapter Fifteen, Part Two
Posted: March 13, 2013 Filed under: A Jedi's Destiny, A Jedi's Destiny, Land Before Time, Star Wars | Tags: Adventure, Cross-Over, Land Before Time, Movie, Sci-Fi, Star Wars, TacoMagic 3 Comments »Title: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith
Author: Jedi472
Media: Movie
Topic: Star Wars / Land Before Time
Genre: Sci Fi / Adventure
URL: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith – Chapter 15
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Well, ladies and gentlemen, here we are. The last installment of A Jedi’s Destiny. I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.
Last time we watched one of the most inept base infiltrations since… uh, chapter 2. Delta Squad wandered around with the dinosaur kids, using “they’re prisoners, see!” as an extremely flimsy cover. Eventually they’re called on it and they have to gun down a bunch of technicians. They then place some explosives in an area that will do only superficial damage to the star destroyer and then head out. Meanwhile, Sith-Stu wanders around for a bit and then stumbles into the primary communications center. He kills a pair of people in a needlessly showy way, and then has R3 hack the ship. While doing so, R3 finds a folder marked “Deus Ex Lima” and decides to check it out. Said folder is filled with all kinds of pertinent information about the Galaxy Gun, which would probably be more helpful if this fic were just a little longer than it is.
407:A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith Chapter Fifteen, Part One
Posted: March 6, 2013 Filed under: A Jedi's Destiny, A Jedi's Destiny, Land Before Time, Star Wars | Tags: Adventure, Cross-Over, Land Before Time, Movie, Sci-Fi, Star Wars, TacoMagic 2 Comments »Title: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith
Author: Jedi472
Media: Movie
Topic: Star Wars / Land Before Time
Genre: Sci Fi / Adventure
URL: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith – Chapter 15
Critiqued by TacoMagic
We’re in the last chapter! Hurrah! But that still means we have a whole chapter to get through. Boo.
Last time our ragtag group of Stu worshipers started enacting “Plan Stupid.” They killed some scouts, stole some uniforms, and snuck into the super star destroyer with the cunning use of inept guards. There they split into two groups. The first group is team delta and all the dinosaurs. They’re going to plant explosives on a generator to allow their ship to get away. Stu is the other group and is going off alone so that he can have some unfettered badassery… err, I mean so he can get some intelligence data from the ship.
I also have a feeling there’s going to be a battle with Malak in our near future, but I’m foolishly hoping that our author isn’t going to be that cliché.
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403: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith Chapter Fourteen, Part Two
Posted: February 27, 2013 Filed under: A Jedi's Destiny, A Jedi's Destiny, Land Before Time, Star Wars | Tags: Adventure, Cross-Over, Land Before Time, Movie, Sci-Fi, Star Wars, TacoMagic 6 Comments »Title: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith
Author: Jedi472
Media: Movie
Topic: Star Wars / Land Before Time
Genre: Sci Fi / Adventure
URL: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith – Chapter 14
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Welcome back to the latter half of the second-to-last chapter of A Jedi’s Destiny. We’re in the home stretch!
Last time our adventurers chased a TIE interceptor through a canyon and almost crashed into an imperial star destroyer, veering off at the last moment to hide in a cave. Luckily, nobody saw them. Stu and the Worshipers (horrible band, by the way) decide that they need to infiltrate the star destroyer in order to gather intelligence. It’s your basic sneak in plan: knock out some scouts, steal their uniforms, sneak in, compromise their com channels, download all their data, blow up a large portion of the ship, and hope that nobody thinks of changing all the com access codes as a precaution. Also, in a bold move, the team decides to bring the child dinosaurs with them. This will provide a strategic advantage for the group because [information missing]. Ducky and Petrie are also given blasters because this team is dangerously stupid.
Honestly, Jedi421 makes it really, really hard to not root for the Empire, so I’m just going to go ahead and root for them.
397: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith Chapter Fourteen, Part One
Posted: February 13, 2013 Filed under: A Jedi's Destiny, A Jedi's Destiny, Land Before Time, Star Wars | Tags: Adventure, Cross-Over, Land Before Time, Movie, Sci-Fi, Star Wars, TacoMagic 3 Comments »Title: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith
Author: Jedi472
Media: Movie
Topic: Star Wars / Land Before Time
Genre: Sci Fi / Adventure
URL: A Jedi’s Destiny: Episode I: Rise of the Sith – Chapter 14
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Welcome, Patrons! Today I’m serving up a fresh, steaming chapter of A Jedi’s Destiny. In the last chapter our tepid adventurers fought off some of the worst TIE pilots ever to sit behind the, uh, stick thingy. They managed this by remembering that there was a PCC provided Starship-Sue parked in the valley, just waiting for them to save the day with. You know, because firing up one of the destroyer class star-ships they had on hand would have been too easy and boring and stuff. They also used Ducky as a gunner, which is always a good choice when you’ve only got four battle hardened commandos with advanced training in all forms of combat as your alternative choice.

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