Posted: May 22, 2013 | Author: TacoMagic | Filed under: Call of Duty, Land Before Time, resident evil:reborn, resident evil:reborn | Tags: AU, Call of Duty, Kitchen Sink, Left 4 Dead, Movie, TacoMagic, Video Game |
Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Two
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Last week we were treated to some undiluted random badassery in order to introduce Wesker as the new Awesome McEvil of the fic. Samantha came back to life with the magic of Nemesis, but otherwise not much happened.
So let’s just jump right in and see what chapter two takes us.
(location umbrella’s secret base)
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Posted: May 15, 2013 | Author: TacoMagic | Filed under: Call of Duty, resident evil:reborn | Tags: Call of Duty, Cross-Over, Kitchen Sink, Land Before Time, Left 4 Dead, Movie, Resident Evil, Video Game |
Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: resident evil:reborn – Chapter one
Critiqued by TacoMagic
OK, so if you’ve been with the library for a while, or if you’ve exhaustively read our archives, you might remember a massive and incoherent fail-fest called call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels by Insane Doctor. At the end of zombie chronicels I threatened all of you with the fact that there are 2 sequels to that mess. Well, since I had a tie for votes, I headed over to ol’ random.org and flipped a coin between the two contestants, the sequel to zombie cronicels, resident evil:reborn (no space or capitalization), won the flip.
Interestingly, since zombie chronicels was removed due to a violation of FF.net rules (due to the graphic dinosaur pedophilia), Insane Doctor has changed his moniker to The Insane Shadow Hunter, and changed his profile. It now no longer reads like it was written by a murder-worshiping 14-year-old. Rather it reads like a self-aggrandizing 16-year-old with partial literacy wrote it. I’ll take small improvements where I can get them. To keep things simple, I’m going to keep referring to the authors as Insane Doctor (ID) and JudgementDragon25 (JD25), since those are the names still on the title-page of this fic and the author insertions still retain those names too.
ID has also started a really, really bad My Little Pony fic that I’ve added to our orphaned fics list. My guess is either Herr or Ghostie may want to take a crack at that. On the plus side, he actually capitalizes words in that fic.
Anyway, without further ado, let’s see what awaits us in resident evil:reborn! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: October 29, 2012 | Author: GhostCat Chronicles | Filed under: Call of Duty, fanart | Tags: Call of Duty, Fanart |
While I’m only passing familiar with the Call of Duty franchise, I do not think these ladies are adequately dressed for the situations depicted in the games.
Posted: May 16, 2012 | Author: TacoMagic | Filed under: Call of Duty, call of duty: the untold zombie chronicels, call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels, Land Before Time | Tags: Call of Duty, Crazy Ass-Author, Land Before Time, Movie, TacoMagic, Video Game |
Title: call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels
Author: insane doctor and judgmentdragon25
Media: Video Game/Movie
Topic: Call of Duty/Land Before Time Cross-Over
Genre: None Listed
URL: call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels – Chapter Ten & Eleven
Critiqued by TacoMagic
It’s finally here people, the last installment of book one of the three-book blockbuster written by InsaneDoctor(ID) and JudgmentDragon25(JD25). We’ve been through a lot in this emotional powerhouse, but today it comes to a close… until I get to the next book.
When we last left our crew they were gearing up for the final boss fight against Samantha Nemesis Albert Wesker Albert “Samantha” Wesker-Nemesis. Luckily the situational flux vomited up some super-weapons and a handy-dandy little device that resurrected all the dead parent dinosaurs and provided them with super-weapons and armor.
*Beats head against wall*
Gods! It sounds even stupider if I sum the damn thing up!
OK, so let’s see where I left off.
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Posted: May 9, 2012 | Author: TacoMagic | Filed under: Call of Duty, call of duty: the untold zombie chronicels, call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels, Land Before Time | Tags: Call of Duty, Crazy Ass-Author, Cross-Over, Land Before Time, Movie, TacoMagic, Video Game |
Title: call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels
Author: insane doctor and judgmentdragon25
Media: Video Game/Movie
Topic: Call of Duty/Land Before Time Cross-Over
Genre: None Listed
URL: call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels – Chapter Ten
Critiqued by TacoMagic
We’re in the home stretch here people. Only two more posts left of call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels! Today we start our foray into the final chapter. It’s another long one, so it’s getting broken up. The good news is that it’s mostly gun-play that I can skip over, so I’ll be combining the second part of chapter 10 with the “credits” in chapter 11.
Recap? OK, uh, quick one: We have a large group of Stus, three of which are author insertions of varying origins; not that it really matters, as all the characters basically have the same personality, in that they have none. There are lots of zombies everywhere and everywhen. These Stus stumble into the past and meet up with the cast of Land Before Time. After tactically letting all the parents be killed by zombie raptors and nuking the Great Valley, Team Stu undertakes a prolonged retreat that lasts for 6 chapters and involves copious amounts of laundry-list style gun-play. There’s also some question as to how many are actually in the group. Standard math says that there are now 26 members of the group, but our Authors think there are anywhere between 23 and 25 members. Given that only one character appears to have vanished, we can either assume that anything but 25 is wrong, or there’s some wacky non-euclidean geometry going on here that allows both Nikolais to be counted as one person. It’s that kind of outside-the-box thinking that really make this fic what it is.
Since we’re storming into a new chapter, it’s time to whip out my comma script:
[taco@magic : ~/LOD/tools]$ TCT \c 1:10
Taco’s Comma Tracker V. 2.5
Loading chapters 1 to 10…Done
Commas detected: 48
Total words analyzed: 35,527
Total commas used correctly: 0
A handful of new commas this chapter, but we’re still running with 0 correctly used commas. Glorious.
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