Ah, I just love that new-fic smell – so full of promise and hope. Too bad it vanishes far too quickly in a haze of curse words and self-induced head trauma.
I have once more dipped my toe into the seething cesspool of Twilight fanfics and flicked out a steamy little nugget. I would hesitate to even label it a Twilight fanfic because it is very, very AU – possibly even an Alternate Reality. There isn’t a single mention of vampires (regular or sparklepire) in the entire fic, from what I can tell the author just “borrowed” the characters’ names from the series and stuck them in an unrelated story. If you don’t believe me, here’s the fic summary:
Bella is a famous thief who calls herself ‘the burning Rose’ Edward is the new FBI-Agent who gets assigned to her case. What could possibly happen when these two meet?
The unquiet dead shall rise from their graves, angels will weep at the beauty of their love, or I shall become violently ill. Pick one.