Title: Larry’s Ture Lover
Author: strong man
Topic: Spongebob Squarepants
Genre: Drama / Romance
URL: Larry’s Ture Lover
Critiqued by The Psychic Librarian
Spongebob Squarepants is one of my favorite kids’ shows because it has such wacky and absurd humor. There are many things in the series that may be completely missed by children but are hilarious or dirty or hilariously dirty to adults. For instance, it takes place in Bikini Bottom and there is a character named Mr. Crabs. “Larry’s Ture Love” is about two minor characters, Larry the Lifegaurd (occasionally spelled Lerry by the author) and Craig Mammalton. Larry the Lifeguard is an extremely buff lobster and the envy of all not-so-muscular marine crustaceans. Craig Mammalton is an extremely tan seal based off of the actor George Hamilton who is known for his ridiculously tanned hide. The author of this fanfic seems to think that Larry and Craig would make a really cute couple so he wrote a story, well more of a script, about them getting together for some very vague gay sex. Fear not readers, this story completely fails to be sexual. It is, however, a hilarious attempt to be. Blow up your water wings everyone, we’re going for a very weird swim.
It’s really hard to hear you when I have this banana in my ear!
We’ll return shortly with our regularly scheduled snark once this snafu is cleared up.